jschlatt - A Very 1999 Christmas
81

I never been intrested in jschlatt, all i know he's a streamer and was in the Dream SMP, so I'm listening as a completely nuetral party, and im fairly surprised, this guy's voice is so good and basically perfected for this shit, its astonishing. Besides that its just a bunch of old christmas classics, which are nice

BabyTron - Tronicles
62

It did NOT need to be this long....

...and spit on that thing

Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake 2
62

You review bombers are goofy as fuck ngl

This album is a major drop down in experimentation demonstrated in the Pink Tape, and what we got here is standard Uzi fairs in an era where that is currently unneeded, especially when these songs down stand out in any special for. Overall disappointing but got some good songs. Eh

Wednesday - Mowing the Leaves Instead of Piling 'em Up
85

The only Country Shoegaze albums in terms of the main genres, its such calming little experience

AndresRose - Navigators Burn Around Gardenia Light
74

Very calming and whimsical experience, but it could have been cut down a little bit. Still good

Post Malone - beerbongs & bentleys
77

So imagine Bladee and his mixture of pop singing and instrumental elements and instrumental elements from trap, but instead for annoying people (me), its made for the mainstream.
Thats what we got here. And its good, but nothing particular mindblowing from the late 2010s wave of trap albums minus the notable hits of Rockstar and Better Now, which a at a state where i feel where its safe to say they are modern classics. But not every song is a modern classic, which is ok, because what we got is ... read more

Post Malone - F-1 Trillion
65

One thing cannot be denied about Posty... His versitility
From Rap (trap influenced pop but whatever, stfu) to straight up pop, to now Pop Country. And for the most part he's capable of fitting in well within each said genre.
But one problem, its pop country. And thats a pretty big caviate. But if then when you accept this fact of the album, things start to get enjoyable. I have been subjegated to listen to listen to A LOT of pop country over the years (my parents love that shit and ... read more

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
58

He should have been dead for awhile

Despite its lyrics that range from an eyeroll to bizzare (no pun intended), the productiion being either dated as fuck too background trap music for trap shitty youtube videos, and the choruses that are... just bad, no range to it.

Despite all of this, it remained an intresting listen, mainly due to the story of the album.

Up until after Guilty Conscience 2, where it somehow becomes a deluxe edition BAKED INTO the album, which are just boring modern Eminem ... read more

Drake - 100 GIGS
49

Drake is NOT 100 Gecs

I would like to go in some more, I feel like that all this was for is saying to people "Look who I still got on my side" after the beef, and just took a couple of demos he had laying around and got some people who for some reason were willing to work with Drake. Barely any meat to this release, just some more mediocre drake songs to make a statement

Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
100

I finally got this album

Β₯$ - VULTURES 2
10

Did they fucking AI rip a Lil Baby verse from some unreleased song (Im only saying that cause drums play really quiet ONLY when in his parts)
Realistically that goes with this whole fucking theme with the album, its doing too much and NOT putting effort into finding a way to make it work in some way. But at this point Kanye doesn't have to care, since his diehard fans will eat it up either way so at this point we can't expect him to get up from the mud pit of mediocrity that he has ... read more

Joeyy - Try
78

He is NOT 2Pac πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

Tophat - Bald Boy Summer
37

The humor is above me, sorry guys. I formally appologies. Solid instrumentals save it

SpongeBob SquarePants - The Yellow Album
98

I ain't giving the rating to be funny, this peak kids show music

Ice Spice - Y2K!
56

it aint that bad guys, she just got overshadowed by all the features. Ain't that bad

Denzel Curry - King of the Mischievous South Vol. 2
93

No. 6 Collaborations Project if it was hard as fuck. Every

Childish Gambino - Bando Stone and The New World
77

I see people consider this album “a playlist on shuffle” and I wouldn’t consider it that, I think it’s more like shuffling your liked songs around. However, miraculously the pacing is good in spite of this. I think some of the songs are bit too boring at some points but I don’t think there are bad songs on this album. But also there are no outstanding standing songs. All of this to say that this album is as solid as solid can solid

Like a rock maybe? (shoot me)

Bryce Savage - BookTok: The Album
0

The Weeknd if he was good

LUCKI - GEMINI!
81

A bit too long but idrk, Lucki cooked on this on

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