Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
72

First listen was amazing but that’s because of her producer isn’t Jack Antoff but her once great songwriting is just hard to listen to at times. However it’s a massive upgrade from her last 2 albums and there was an glimpse of a soul in this

Edit 78–>72. That songwriting and lyricism in this is actually horrible but everything else really is good

Mac DeMarco - Guitar
87

Very nice. Nothing like the classics but for his first album with vocals since 2020 it’s amazing

BigXthaPlug - I Hope You're Happy
46

There’s a lot of good features and samples but get ruined because you know big x is coming even if the lyrics for some songs are an attempt to have a different style. Key word is attempt. Not the most unbearable experience but still pretty bad

0

This shit deadass has ZERO redeeming qualities to it

Playboi Carti - MUSIC
65

Carti has always been an overrated artist to the point I thought the love for him was trolling but he drops this, 50 different voices saying nothing on some otherwise good beats. Best part of these were the features in almost every track

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet
55

Watching an artist you like get washed the bigger it gets hurts. I enjoyed Sabrina’s singular act albums those had good tracks but jack’s production makes it too generic at times and Sabrina can’t even carry how boring it is

Camila Cabello - C,XOXO
55

Not as bad as everyone says it is. A lot of enjoyable tracks here few not so much. Features were fine and the production is good

Wallows - Model
71

It’s another good album that’s enjoyable to listen to in the summer on late night road trips but I won’t lie Calling After Me raised my expectations on this album huge. Zero songs better than it

Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
53

If I thought Taylor was washed before she definitely is now. With possibly the worst track list I’ve ever seen , boring production, a lot of the tracks on here sound either boring or just made before and made better. Even the vocals on this aren’t her best.For someone who’s main thing is her lyrics this shit stinks lyrically I can say my expectations were low and they still weren’t met

Beyoncé - COWBOY CARTER
72

I was never a fan of Beyoncé nor country music and at times it’s hard to care for but I can say the production is good. Bey’s vocals is good and makes it fun. If you’re not like me you’ll love it

Camila Cabello - I LUV IT
45

Not the greatest song ever and actually has some high points in it before it goes “I love it” 28 times (I counted) followed by the chorus of Gucci mane’s lemonade (also something I thought a joke) on an early’s 2010’s free online beat. Carti gave any hope for the song in the gutter

Faye Webster - Underdressed at the Symphony
73

Classic Faye Webster but with amazing instrumental choices

53

Despite Kanye being a Nazi, a stalker, and having not made a good album since 2019. He still has some of my favorite albums so I very well will at least peep it and I will say most tracks are listenable and I’d come back to. They’re not great but I don’t want to cut off my ears listening to most of them. The second half is definitely better than the first tho

Favorite song: Do it, Fuk Sum

Edit: i take everything I said back this is actually horrible. It still is listenable ... read more

The Last Dinner Party - Prelude to Ecstasy
82

Saw its albumoftheyear score and decided to listen to it and glad I did. It’s a great album and I enjoyed all aspects of this album.

Favorite sonngs: Feminine urge, Nothing Matters, Sinners, Beautiful boy

Nicki Minaj - Big Foot
0

This isn’t a diss track tho just a coke rant over a YouTube beat

Kid Cudi - INSANO
43

The first album I’ve heard of 2024 and the worst album I’ve heard of 2024. Great start

Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start The Fire
22

When I first heard it I didn’t get the hate for it and now I understand it a bit. It misses the entire point of the point. Which was to showcase all the different events Joel lived through. Not even that THEY ARENT EVEN IN ORDER. Just how much shit can you fit in 1 song

BabyTron - MegaTron 2
55

I don’t think I can defend him this time

Taylor Swift - 1989 (Taylor's Version)
71

1989 is my favorite Taylor album so I was excited for the scam version. I can’t explain it but the passion in this album isn’t there in the original. The vault tracks are modern Taylor tracks. Mid until you read the lyrics then they’re listening. Overall still good album but I’ll listen to the original

Drake - For All The Dogs
70

Going into this album I expected a Nothing Was The Same Take Care esq album. Instead we got another hit hunting souless album generic album. Certified Lover Boy was an album that I enjoyed some songs like Slime You Out, Tried Our Best, What would Pluto do, and Virginia Beach but a lot sound AI generated at times it’s crazy. There’s also how these tracks drag on for no reason. A lot of tracks just have a random skit or sample in the middle of the song and then beat change. Only ... read more

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