This might be the most unintentionally funny bad song I've heard all year. This autotune is killing me LMFAOOOO. And why is it 6 minutes long? At least the instrumental is a decent vibe?
It's like Fortnite Festival is allergic to adding The Chemical Brothers or any other electronic song/artist that's actually good, so we get this bullshit instead. This song's only purpose is being able to practice Ride The Lightning without a practice mode. Once we get a practice mode (if that ever happens), this song will have no reason to be in the game.
Copying and pasting my YouTube comment for the song A Quick 16 For Mama: This album and song released the day my grandma passed away. She was a wonderful human being who raised my dad and his siblings, and held my family together for over 6 decades. She dedicated her life to charity and helping people in need. Rest in peace, Grandma.
This album was incredible. Go listen to it.
Gordon Ramsay if he made pop music instead of food:
Seriously, these songs just keep coming, and they're all incredible. Both of these stand out in particular for being super upbeat and fun in atmosphere, especially Black Eyed Susan Climb. I'm definitely gonna be listening to that one on repeat.
If I had to rank all of the singles so far:
1. Black Eyed Susan Climb
2. Human Happens
3. Paint Me A Picture
4. Second Sleep
5. Unoriginal
6. Star Eyes
They're all so good that I ... read more
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Kevin, what happened?
While I don't hate this album, I expect way better production and a much more satisfying soundscape from Tame Impala's music (especially with Currents in his discography). While there are some bangers like Dracula, songs like See You On Monday (You're Lost) fall flat in comparison with beats that make me feel nothing at all. Overall, a pretty disappointing Tame Impala album. I hope he can bounce ... read more
Gonna say I prefer Bewitched a lot more. Laufey is super talented, but this album felt a little too disney-ish at times, despite moments of really solid production (especially Sabotage which took massive risks). Laufey excels at smooth jazz and bossa nova, as well as comforting vocal performances. Disney music is just not it (in general), and Cuckoo Ballet is a prime example of what isn't needed here at all. A Night To Remember (with beebadoobee) is one of her best songs, and I wanna see ... read more
I'll give Taylor this, her production definitely improved compared to The Tortured Poets Department, and some of these songs are pretty catchy (especially the first three songs). But my fucking god, the lyrics get incredibly petty and childish as the album goes on, and it's embarrassing to listen to. Earlier in the album, she was talking about how she was finally able to find happiness with her now fiance Travis Kelce, but later on she starts pointless beef with people from her past ... read more
I'm gonna say it: this is gonna climb the user's best albums of all time list in the near future. I don't expect this album to fall in score. I just expect more 100s to come in. If I'm wrong, then oh well, but I'm confident this album will skyrocket in popularity on this website.
Pain to Power is a masterpiece full of wild instrumentals, and lyrics that are not only relevant to the horrific state of the world (specifically the genocides happening right now), but ... read more
A great start for JADE, but not all tracks here bang like Fantasy and Angel Of My Dreams did when they first released. Her potential in the pop scene is insane though, and I'm looking forward to what she does next.
20 minutes of nothing but partying. While I don't agree with PinkPantheress' take that all songs should be under 3 minutes, I can't deny that she absolutely knows how to make short songs that are worth replaying over and over again.
- Phenomenal production
- Beautiful vocal performances
- Moving lyrics
This album has it all, and it's one of my favorite albums this year. I was blown away by this album, and I have a feeling it's gonna be on repeat for a while. Her best since Isolation IMO.
I haven't been a fan of Emily's vocals at all since she joined Linkin Park, but on this song she actually sounds pretty good. Gotta give her credit where credit is due.
Just discovered this band last night and I had to give this a listen. Bloodywood effortlessly fuses Indian culture and instruments with nu metal, and knows how to have fun while going absolutely fucking insane at the same time. Hell, there's a song on here about how good mom's cooking is, and it slaps. The album's score should not be this low!
Checked this out thanks to Fortnite Festival. Great instrumental, but everything I dislike about Emily Armstrong's vocals on From Zero still apply here. She just can't sing or scream without sounding like she's been in the desert for weeks without water.
Though I prefer the upbeat vibes of Jubilee a bit more, this was a really nice and relaxing listen.
Carti fans really wasted 5 years waiting for a bloated album with vocals from a dying pterodactyl.
Carti is everything wrong with this album, from the absurd 30 track length, to the horrific vocal performances, to the mind-numbing bars, to the fact that he can barely hold his own without features carrying his ass through most of the tracks here, to even being completely absent on some tracks and letting the feature perform their own track under his god damn name. The Weeknd, Skepta, and ... read more
Fucking phenomenal. The cyberpunk sound reminiscent of artists and albums such as The Prodigy's Experience/Jilted Generation, The Crystal Method's Vegas, and Paul Oakenfold's Swordfish soundtrack combined with Daveed Diggs' insanely talented wordplay and rapping makes this such a surreal listen. I feel like I'm in the god damn matrix listening to this album. Dominator, Change The Channel, Run It, Dodger, and Mirrorshades are easily my favorite tracks. I really feel like ... read more
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