waera - WOL
92

short mode only: wa and slayr are genuinely undefeated, and this beautiful, beautiful song is just another example of that. Beautiful instrumentals, slayr's chorus is extremely catchy, the drop????? Thank god this is back on streaming.

JPEGMAFIA - EXPERIMENTAL RAP
85

short mode: This album is exhausting. It drags its feet for 11 tracks (with a couple of exceptions) that, while not necessarily bad, don't do anything new or interesting enough for me to defend all the hate the album is getting. However, it's way better than people say it is. After ¥ (Yen), the album actually starts to pick itself up, and while the penultimate track is pretty weak, there is some really great material in here. Also, for me, fair critiques are: it's pretty ... read more

zayALLCAPS - art Pop * pop Art
84

short mode: This is an album that, while not mind-blowing, works way too well to not be a bigger deal. It's not perfect, it has a couple of songs that feel like they were supposed to be something more, but don't go anywhere, and I don't love every production decision and writing choice at face value. However, almost every song feels like the warm and clustered album cover, reminding me of early internet aesthetics and having as much fun as they can have. A Steve Lacy album that ... read more

slayr - Turn It Up
91

short mode: I FORGOT TO REVIEW THIS (pt.2) but FUCK YES SLAYR GODDAMNNNNNN
Him and Jim are the people I'm rooting the most for in the music industry rn, and this song only reinforces that cause everything in it works so well in a way that a song that wasn't written and is just a loose single shouldn't work. The rock-oriented bridge, the insane beat, the unbelievable energy slayr builds up in such a short time, everything perfect. Never stop slayr, I can't wait to see you ... read more

Kanye West - BULLY
40

Last chance. Wrong answer.

T A L L M O D E O N L Y: I don't know how to feel. On one side, my inner Kanye fan wants to appreciate that we didn't get just straight-up pure garbage and that we even got a couple of pretty good songs, but that side is immature and isn't thinking about every single thing that has happened in the last few years. On the other hand, my Ye hater side wants to tell you that this is still pure garbage that you shouldn't waste your time with, and ... read more

Jim Legxacy - idk idk
94

short mode: I FORGOT TO REVIEW THIS (pt.1), but HOLY FUCK BRO JIM WHAT????? I haven't heard Jim in a little while, but the moment this hit my ears, all the hype, amazement and happiness that I had when I first heard bbm (2025) rushed right back to me. Amazing song, he really canNOT miss

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

Thundercat - ThunderWave
85

short mode: I think this isn't necessarily what I want from a Thundercat song, but it doesn't mean it's bad. I think the lack of a more present bass does work against it a little bit in that "Thundercat Song"-style (that isn't a thing), but WILLOW really does work so well together with Thundercat's voice. While this is by far my least favorite single from the album, it is still really good.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

Thundercat - I Did This To Myself
88

short mode: I know we've seen Yachty on some funky shit, but this is a new level of it. He was talking a bit of bullshit too, but hey, this isn't his song at all, so I don't really mind his presence. This was great, and it only builds up the gigantic hype I already had for this beautiful album.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

Thundercat - She Knows Too Much
93

short mode: The way the end of the video made me feel really doesn't fit the extremely fun, funky and beautiful vibes the song brings, but hey, it's better to remember a beautiful and extremely talented person like Mac like this than wallow forever in the depressing truth. More than just another amazing single for this album, but it is also that. PLEASE give it a listen.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

underscores - U
97

short mode: Everyone will have an incredibly hard time this year making an album better than this one. Every song is amazing, the beat, the vocals, THE WRITTING??? Everything is calculated to the biggest explosion of beautiful sounds to the quietest "I O U". Every single piece of each song works together with eachother to achieve what is, truly, one of the greatest Pop albums of the past 2 decades. Truly an amazing album, April canNOT miss, please do yourself a favor and give it a ... read more

slayr - Half Blood (BloodLuxe)
96

short mode: You know, it really says something about slayr's skills that, in exactly 1 and a half weeks, was the time that it took for me to listen to go from "wow this Sloppy Joe song is pretty good" to "slayr is one of the greatest underground artists of the last 10 years". It might be a little too early to say this with confidence, but there is not a single song that I've heard from him that I didn't love, and the fact that, for the deluxe, he made a WHOLE ... read more

Flume - We Live In A Society
68

short mode: It's probably the worst Peggy release in a long ass while, but y'all really hating a little too much. Is AI Girlfriend one of his worst songs? Yes, but it isn't because of the beat. Is Track 1 long-winded and bit fucking dumb? Yes, but I find it quite funny and that final beat really is amazing. And the other 2 songs are a Ravyn Lenae song (which is fine) and a great ass song with a haunting beat and goofy lyrics that actually kinda fit. It's a fun studio session ... read more

M, The Chosen - Just Another Summer Love
NR

do me a favor and do not listen to this it's so ass I have much better songs ;_;

NAPA - Deslocado
92

short mode: I wouldn't do a cover for a song I don't like yk? This isn't true, but I feel like, if you're not portuguese and/or you're not "deslocado", you will never understand. Uma das melhores músicas portuguesas que saíram no ano passado, e eu tenho mesmo pena que tenhamos ficado tão baixo em termos de lugar na Eurovisão. FUCK ISRAEL FOREVER THO

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

ericdoa - dancinwithsomebawdy
88

short mode: A really fucking great banger of a song. The beat is perfect, eric's performance is sugary goodness to my ears, and it's such a jumpy ass song that I feel like I could do 100 backflips listening to it (I can't even do one). Good shit, give it a listen.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

ericdoa - why suffer for us?
80

short mode: I gotta give it a couple more listens before I can say with confidence that eric is a pop rap master, but hey, this is pretty close to amazing. I'm still not sure if I like do ya? or search & destroy more, but every song is good, and 3 of them are great.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack
94

short mode: I was obsessed with this song last summer thanks to Todd In The Shadows' video on it, and FUCKING JESUS it's a good song. Probably one of the greatest R&B 90's hits, a great fucking song through and through. Trippin' is fine, but I can't find any other single version of this song sooo this is just a review for RETUUUURNNN OF THE MACKKKKK

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

YUNG LIXO - Óptica
78

short mode: Epá eu não odeio isto de todo, não percebo mt bem o hate mas também é definitivamente pior do que eu estava à espera. Existe uma ideia ótima no meio disto, mas ainda falta umas tentativas pra chegar a algum lado bom.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

ROSALÍA - Berghain
94

short mode: Can't believe my mom recommended me this, she knows I'm so unbelievably gay lol
Amazing composition that impressed me like not a lot of songs do, sad that I haven't heard this album yet.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

Passengerprincess - 4K CARPET
74

short mode: It's pretty obnoxious, but the instrumental has unbelievable sauce and the vocals and message are decently fun.

T A L L M O D E: N/R (as of now)

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