https://soundcloud.com/msg-burger/sets/aspartame
PROUD TO PRESENT MY FIRST REAL ALBUM W/ WELFARE GANG
2 hours long of damn near incomprehensible conspiracy schizo rap, the instrumentals are sometimes nice and a couple of the shorter tracks are passable, but several tracks which drag on from anywhere between 6 minutes to almost half an hour aides with the awful vocal mixing make this effectively unlistenable
An incredibly interesting mix of black metal, noise, and ambience, the closest I could probably equate this to is the work of Nick Lyons, the vocals have an incredibly heavy distortion that more often than not make them just unpleasant to listen to rather than disturbing or uncomforting, but the instrumental work here really is incredible
Radura - 65
Scintilla - 80
Processione - 55
Shrooms Dank Patch - not actually on the album?
Sentiero - 75
it's a really fucking lame album but that fact almost makes it amusing considering these guys are still at it after 15 years, it's got a bit of that "stuck in 2010" charm
tipster probably is a pedophile but this is still a dookie track
CORRECTION: I was thinking about one of tipster's butt buddies but he's still a fucking creep and a weirdo
The only tangible way you can describe this album is "country slop man tries to make half of a Breaking Benjamin album" and once it finally transitions to the grunge/rock half of the album it's the funniest listen ever
Mori cannot sing very well, nor is she a good lyricist, any listenable track is almost exclusively because of the production (which is actually pretty good)
Further proof that vtuber music will probably never break the barrier of being just kinda okay
the best arthurium album, whatever weight that holds is up to interpretation
i don't really get how this set everyone off, this is shit is boring as fuck, man does not do a good job at trying to be offensive
Edit: After finding out what this was meant to be a parody(?) of, it definitely feels a lot more spiteful, but somehow makes it even more boring because this guy couldn't even put the effort into making something earnestly spiteful
noticeably better than most of your singles (please take more time on shit)
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