Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica
70

Not very good, but after 55 years I've still yet to hear anything as definitively anti-music quite like Trout Mask Replica, it perfected shitpost music all the way back in '69 and for that I have to respect it to some extent

Arthurium - AND NOW YOUR SISTER IS DEAD!
55

Cool sample, idk if it merited being part of a whole 6 minute song though

JoJo Siwa - Karma
10

add another to the pile of child stars who never grew up

NR

I hate that this is catchy because a song like this has no right to be that catchy

Alvin Dahn - It's Time
60

Probably one of the most unique outsider music projects out there, mostly because of the sheer diaspora of musical styles yet an absolute lack of vision that creates a constant whiplash between tracks that is hard to describe. Not of all of it is very good, the album does unfortunately peak with its first track, but as a collective experience it is hard to forget.

levelboy - bih i did dah
40

An accurate representation of a stroke in musical form

Pink Guy - Pink Season
55

genuinely great material here sandwich between meme stuff that ranges anywhere from "teehee that's silly" to very unfunny, if you want a mixed bag and a time machine back to 2016 then this is the album for you!

Acidgvrl - Haha I Finessed You
15

In many ways, I think the only person I can earnestly compare Acidgvrl to is Viper, in the sense that once they achieved even a modicum of success they stopped giving a shit and that 90% of their discography eventually became drivel and occasionally, through sheer probability, they put out something decent (which this isn't really, even by Acidgvrl standards), I think the most interest I really have from here on out is to see what happens when the streams dry up

Arthurium - Introducing.. ACT 0: Bonus
62

I will be considering this the real Act 5 (+5 points for no half-hour long track)

Trippie Redd - genre : sadboy
5

vultures but for white boys

Arthurium - Introducing.. ACT 5: The End As We All Know It
27

this didn't need to be two hours long arthur, an EP is not 2 hours and 15 songs long bro
Genuinely almost impossible to listen to at most points, and of the tracks longer than like 5 minutes are hard to get through and I just couldn't stomach the fucking THIRTY MINUTE LONG TRACK HOLY SHIT
At it's best there's a couple decent tracks but it's still undeniably the worst Arthurium project
Sorry buddy but you really need to stop making really long shit, especially if you're putting out stuff this ... read more

Viper - Money
NR

He ain't got any!

Arthurium - Introducing.. ACT 4: Why?
58

Just like Shrek 4, it's better than the third one but not as good as the first two!

Arthurium - Introducing.. ACT 3: WH4T THE F00000KK IS WR0NG W1T MY KEYB00WDD
45

Just like Shrek, the third one is the worst ! (Sorry buddy)

30

It's not *that* bad (it's still bad)

Quadeca - SCRAPYARD
35

BRAAAAAAAP

Justin Timberlake - Everything I Thought It Was
10

please no more Justin timberlake please for the love of god

Lil Fortune - Total Power Shift - Version 1 29 24
40

Still don't really like it but it's better than Idiot Gang

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