Taylor Swift — The Tortured Poets Department | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Alt-Pop
Rating: F
Taylor Swift released her biggest snoozefest yet.
I’m not the biggest Taylor Swift fan. However, I can admit that she has made a good album—1989 has strong hooks, catchy instrumentals, and solid lyrics. This, however? It’s the equivalent of watching paint dry. I mean, the title isn’t wrong; I got tortured. Okay, I’m just over exaggerating, sorry.
The songs are boring ... read more
HOW DARE YOU TAP THE GLASS! 😡
I expected a longer period of time for Tyler, The Creator to release an album—perhaps, 2 years, but he surprised us with an album release this year! This takes a different direction from Chromakopia. Instead of following the same route that the album took—a more conceptual direction, Tyler decided to make an upbeat, dance record. In addition, this album is pretty short compared to other Tyler projects, being at only 10 tracks, and roughly about 28 ... read more
WIGILYWOBILIWIGILYWOBILIWIGILYWOO! 🔥
I had no idea what kind of gibberish he was saying there. 🤷♂️
Travis is jacking 7 boys for a second time. I wasn’t the only one who was excited to hear this album. The anticipation grew as the date 7/13 came around, and finally, the date has come. But when you step out of the first 2 tracks minus JB2 Radio, things start to get boring and bland.
Production is solid! Well, for the first two songs. 2000 Excursions honestly goes hard, and ... read more
Wait a sec, these are throwaways? ❓
Now, this isn’t peak JID—it’s not The Forever Story, but with that being said, it’s quite good. Songs like Behold and Animals (Pt. 1) are great, with both artists delivering fire verses (however Eminem’s verse may have been AI, which isn’t great). They rap their asses off on that track. Other than those two, the rest of the EP doesn’t stick out to me as much as the duo. Knew Better and Lisa, while fine, ... read more
I’m sorry Benson Boone, but what is a moonbeam ice cream? 🍨
This is your typical, bland pop song, another safe entry into Benson Boone’s choreography. Production plays it very safe and doesn’t try to innovate much. Essentially saying, it’s generic.
The lyrics are nonsensical. What in the world is a moonbeam ice cream? Maybe they should make it an ice cream flavor! The line, “Moonbeam ice cream, taking off your blue jeans, dancing at the movies”. Dawg, ... read more
That elephant sound at the beginning of Peanuts 2 N Elephant was so funny. 😂 🐘
If you’ve ever seen one of those stock market graphs that spikes rapidly and then plummets to an all-time low, that’s essentially the trajectory of Tha Carter VI. It starts nice—a few solid tracks—but once Island Holiday hits, it’s all downhill from there. 📉
Lyrically, this album is weak. Sure, the opening tracks have its merits—it has some meaningful lines, but the ... read more
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