Feid - NOS DESCONOXIMOS
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Feid — NOS DESCONOXIMOS | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Reggaeton
Rating: F

Feid has made many reggaeton bangers over the years, but this ain’t one of them.

First off, and really the only problem with this song is the vocals. I’m not sure if it’s for aesthetic, but man is it awful. Bro sounds like he’s trapped in an underwater cave, mumbling his way through the microphone like it was at a bottom of a well. They are so deep and muffled in such a bad way that ... read more

Don Toliver - LV Bag
60

Don Toliver was sprinting with his last album, but now he’s barely crawling. He needs someone to pick him up. He needs to find his footing again.

First things first, the lyrics. The lyrics on LV Bag revolve around the usual trap themes—bad bitches, flexing, getting down. Don Toliver explains to the woman that he’s the best man on the planet. Bro, you don’t need to do that—you have Kali Uchis. These lyrics aren’t making the bad bitches get down; they actually ... read more

Tate McRae - bloodonmyhands
90

Such an enjoyable song. The feature was great. Flo Milli cooked hard. The sound was amazing, the production is good, and basically everything was good. This song is the rainforest part of the album before it transitions into a desert. Pretty good overall, I’m feeling a light 9.

Tate McRae - So Close To What
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Tate McRae — So Close To What | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Pop
Rating: C

So close to what exactly? I’m struggling to find out what you’re close to.

Tate McRae is a Canadian singer. She gained some traction for her song “greedy”, which was a big hit, garnering over 1 billion streams. Tell me you didn’t hear this on TikTok without telling me you heard this on TikTok. Greedy, while simple, delivers a fun production with catchy beats. She’s also known for ... read more

80

SZA — BMF | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Contemporary R&B
Rating: B+

SZA’s BMF is a bop from start to finish. The production is catchy, and it reels you in the moment you hit play. The beat flows effortlessly, creating a very hyped vibe. If you didn’t shake some ass while listening to this song, you may need a quick music refresher.

Drake - Hotline Bling
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Drake — Hotline Bling | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Contemporary R&B
Rating: C+

I hate Drake as much as all of you, but if there’s anything he excels at, it’s making club bangers, and Hotline Bling is an example. The production is catchy, the beat keeps the energy, and while Drake’s singing isn’t as groundbreaking as Kendrick’s disses, he still delivers something good for shaking ass and sipping wine. Lyrically, Drake whines about an ex, which isn’t ... read more

Katy Perry - WOMAN'S WORLD
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Katy Perry — WOMAN’S WORLD | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Dance-Pop
Rating: F

Katy Perry takes a trip to the dinosaur age with WOMAN’S WORLD, and it’s honestly not even funny. The sound is so outdated it feels like she is still living in 2010. Sorry, Katy, but this isn’t Teenage Dream—it’s 2025. Time to upgrade. The lyrics are as lifeless as a deflated balloon. What could’ve been an empowering song was more of a shitshow and an attempt of gaining ... read more

Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
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Taylor Swift — The Tortured Poets Department | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Alt-Pop
Rating: F
Taylor Swift released her biggest snoozefest yet.

I’m not the biggest Taylor Swift fan. However, I can admit that she has made a good album—1989 has strong hooks, catchy instrumentals, and solid lyrics. This, however? It’s the equivalent of watching paint dry. I mean, the title isn’t wrong; I got tortured. Okay, I’m just over exaggerating, sorry.

The songs are boring ... read more

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet (Deluxe)
60

(IM REVIEWING THE DELUXE TRACKS)

This is a bit of letdown. Big day for all the Sabrina haters.

Sabrina Carpenter is a pop singer who rose to fame on her role on Disney’s Girl Meets World. In the industry, she is mainly known for her albums, “emails I can’t send”, and, “Short n’ Sweet”. After the release of Sabrina Carpenter’s hit album, “Short n’ Sweet”, she released the deluxe version shortly after the grammy’s (in which ... read more

Sabrina Carpenter - Taste
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Sabrina Carpenter — Taste | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Pop Rock
Rating: A

This is mainstream pop, but it’s actually good mainstream pop. The music video is silly, but graphic to viewers. Don’t view it you want to see Sabrina get caught on fire, shot by Jenna, see blood, and just lots of gore. You can tell Sabrina isn’t being serious with her delivery. The vocals are pretty good, and the production matches the vibe Sabrina is going for.

All in all, Taste is simple, but ... read more

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Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign — VULTURES 1 | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Pop Rap/Trap
Rating: F

Take your bipolar pills, please and thank you.

First off, let me start by giving a personal fuck you to you, Kanye. Nazism is not cool dude! You’ve made great music, and now you make uncreative slop.

The songs on first listen are decent—not horrible, but not great. After a while, these songs age like milk. There is a good one, and that one is BURN. BURN returns to Kanye’s ... read more

Metro Boomin - BBL DRIZZY BPM 150.mp3
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Metro Boomin — BBL DRIZZY BPM 150.mp3 | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Instrumental Hip-Hop
Rating: A-

Metro shut his hoe ass up and made some drums.

ian - Valedictorian
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Ian - Valedictorian | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: Trap
Rating: F

I think you know the drill. White Playboi Carti tries to make a good trap album, though fails miserably. Instead of getting innovation, we get trash rage beats, slurred delivery, and lyrics so bad they make Tyga and Kanye look like a poet.

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet
70

Short n’ Sweet is the 6th studio album made by Sabrina Carpenter, and it takes a mainstream direction. Right away, not the most appetizing album on paper, but we’ll see how this plays out, shall we?

The songs are good. However, the directions that Sabrina takes may seem confusing to users. Songs like Coincidence and Slim Pickins received negative reviews from consumers on the site—being the worst rated of them all. Really, the song is not bad. Slim Pickins touches on country, ... read more

Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy) [Remix]
0

David Guetta makes a song about getting drunk and turns it into a hangover. Who allowed this to happen? I don’t know.

Turnabout - GOREGEOUS
10

This album makes a 144p YouTube rip sound like a masterpiece.

David Guetta - I Don't Wanna Wait
0

The pop ain’t popping.

Tyga - Slave
0

This guy is washed.

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Tyga — NSFW | NoteWorthy Review
Genre: West Coast Hip Hop
Rating: F

What the fuck did I just listen to? This is not safe for ears.

Tyga is known for his catchy hooks and party anthems. He has created eight studio albums, each with many hits. He released his latest album, NSFW, which is probably one of the worst albums I have ever heard.

The production is fine, in the way that eating plain toast is fine. Tyga went online and searched, “DJ Mustard Beats”, or “Tyga Taste ... read more

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