Lana Del Rey - Norman Fucking Rockwell!
NR

Good album. I like the Lana Del Rey :)

Kanye West - JESUS IS KING
NR

I've learnt that the secret to getting a shit ton of likes and attention on AOTY is to just make a "review" for Jesus Is King without adding anything new to the discussion. Basically hop on the trend of meme jokes and say something stupid like "Kanye West is the fucking messiah", post it as soon as ratings start popping up and BOOM, you got yourself a popular review!

I haven't actually gotten to giving this a solid score that reflects my opinion. I'm very conflicted and ... read more

clipping. - There Existed an Addiction to Blood
NR

Good album, but did it really need to close off with a 18-minute ASMR bit of a piano burning? Like, I get there are some weird ass people who listen to music, but I can't think of a single human being that would willingly sit down for 18 minutes just to hear some chunky old piano get consumed by fire.

Hmm...yeah that's what's been bothering me.

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
NR

Omg guys, I listen to Bohemian Rhapsody, bestest song of the all time and not those shitty wrap artists like Playboi Carti.

Wow, look at me, I'm so special. Please suck my dick cause I have big brain.

Angel Olsen - All Mirrors
NR

Damn, I wish my test scores were as high as the ratings for this album.

It's pretty damn great btw. I'm jealous. >:(

Sybyr - Deal With It
NR

thomas i love you.
Oh thomas, my sweet pinata boy thomas.
Oh thomas, my little pp sucker thomas.
Oh thomas, my beautiful beach house lover thomas
Oh how I adore the lovely perfume you wear thomas

Stan Sybyr. This guy's got a shit ton of potential! The beats are fire and the flow is really cool. 😎

Death Grips - Year of the Snitch
NR

DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE.

Pure insanity! Now I personally love The Fear the most. MC Ride screaming over creepy jazz fusions is my shit! The entire album makes me wanna rub Black Paint all over my body and freeze myself in a dark room.

Big K.R.I.T. - 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time
NR

YES YES YES YES YES! I wanna marry BIG KRIT after this double-disc!

4eva Is Mighty Long Album Full of FIRE! The beats are on-point, the raps are nice!

Greta Van Fleet - Anthem of the Peaceful Army
NR

Me and my mom went shopping. We went to this tech store and they were selling CDs of Led Zeppelin IV at the very front. I asked, "Mom, can I have Led Zeppelin?" She said, "No, hon. We have Led Zeppelin at home."

Led Zeppelin at home:

I'll never know what REAL Led Zeppelin sounds like. I feel like I'm being robbed. I wish I was born in the right generation so that I can listen to Led Zeppelin at home while playing the 1970s equivalent of Fortnite with my imaginary friends.

BjΓΆrk - Utopia
NR

In AOTY, the ratings grow
Between the users, row on row,
That mark our presence, where we lie
But mods, still fighting way up high

Glance at us, crashing down like snow
We are the Bots. Short days ago,
We lived, felt pain, saw rivers flow,
Loved, yet empty, and now we lie
In AOTY

Um..uh..don't know what else to say. I'm a lazy bitch.

Everyone, I hope you have a great day! Be wary of bots, they smell of rotten tomatoes!

Lil Nas X - Seoul Town Road (Old Town Road Remix)
NR

This musical composition is egregious. However, what's more paramount is that on the 69th review of the 69th rating, I shall reveal my true identity.

Weezer - Africa
NR

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Taylor Swift - ME!
NR

I'm the only one of me...

...baby that's the fun of me! 😏😏

Also this single is rated G for Garbage 😏😏😏😏

MUNA - Who
NR

peachym0chie is real
peachym0chie is amongst one of us
Any of you could be peachym0chie
For all we know...
You could be peachym0chie
You reading this
This figure has been making rounds in the community
But one of us is behind this character
Who is it?

We'll never know...

Gorillaz - Humanz
NR

Hmmm what's bothering me is how shit this Gorillaz album is. Some of you just giving it a high rating to suck Murdoc's dick which is unfair. Now I personally despise almost every second of this and it's by far their worst. It's truly amazing how songs like Momentz were able to give me permanent brain damage. It's nice to see Damon Albarn bring all these artists together, but he completely fucked them all up and put them in a torture chamber. This is Shrek The Third in music form.

Logic - Supermarket
NR

fortnite made me virginity my lose

Peppa Pig - My First Album
NR

Hmmm what’s bothering me is people not giving an honest review. Some of you giving them a low review just because you don’t like the pigs which is unfair. Also why do people keep cussing, quit it and start acknowledge the huge achievements Peppa Pig has made. Now I personally love the album and think it’s her best. I find it’s amazing how she were able to reference Donald Trump's bing bing bong meme in a music video. It’s nice to see artists staying true to ... read more

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