The Immortals - Mortal Kombat: The Album
62

Some of these songs are goddamn hilarious, but the album would've been better without lyrics.

Oklou - choke enough
85

I didn't vibe with this when I first listened to it, yet I kept coming back to it. Really listening to it, and yeah, it's great.

Addison Rae - Addison
24

An unfinished disaster of an album. Half of the songs feel like they're missing entire sections. The fact this album is appearing on BEST OF THE YEAR LISTS, let alone near the top, it's as clear of an indictment of music journalism as I've ever seen.

I don't hate Addison Rae, and I'd be willing to listen to her sophomore effort when it arrives. I hope she can only go up from here, because if her music gets any worse, she and her producers might be in violation of the ... read more

Lily Allen - West End Girl
88

This is a concept album, and that concept is, "Sheriff Hopper is a sex addict, he cheated on me, and he should fuck right off."

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
61

It's better than the endless dirge of TTPD, but it's still not great. Actually Romantic is embarrassing. You can't say "I'm rubber, you're glue" while slathering yourself in Elmer's. Wood is her trying to do her best Sabrina and coming up short (penis lol.)

There's some okay stuff here, but not much I'm rushing to go back to, and I'd be okay with never hearing Actually Romantic ever again. Never thought I'd be nostalgic for 2020, but ... read more

Elvis Presley - Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
10

A haphazardly stapled together collection of frequently repeated stage banter released so Elvis' con manager could make 100% of the profits. Only recommended for die-hard Elvis fans and masochists.

Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music | *the Amine β Ring
5

This album literally made me nauseous.

Hekla - Turnar
60

If the aim of the artist was to give its listeners an anxiety attack, then holy calamity, mission accomplished.

Lambrini Girls - Who Let the Dogs Out
85

Excuse me, sir, may interest you in cheeky, angry feminist punk rock? Well, as a matter of fact, that's just what I wanted to hear.

Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
95

Best pop album of 2024.

Tigran Hamasyan - The Kingdom
100

Imagine a long, dark hallway. At either end is a door, one leads to heaven, the other to hell, and you're in the middle. Suddenly, both doors fly open, and you're caught in between them both. That's this song.

Mariah Carey - Merry Christmas
90

One of the best Christmas albums ever. Just because you're sick of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" doesn't make that untrue.

Seth MacFarlane - Holiday for Swing
55

Boring, boring, boring. Seth forgot to swing.

Peter Gammons - Never Slow Down, Never Grow Old
75

Best album ever made by a former ESPN baseball analyst (sorry, Joe Morgan.)

Fang Island - Fang Island
85

If I were ever to climb a mountain, this would play as I approach the summit.

90

May be the nostalgia talking (this was the first Weird Al tape I ever bought,) but it's my favorite Al-bum. The originals are top-tier, parodies are inspired, and it ends with Albuquerque.

The Cure - Songs of a Lost World
90

The songs take a while to get there, but they're worth the journey.

Lady Gaga - Harlequin
70

Went to a Lady Gaga album, and a collection of show tunes broke out.

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