bbno$ - ADD
15

words cant explain just how much i hate this man

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
15

Genuinely the worst album she's ever put out, filled with lackluster production and the most out of touch and immature lyricism of her career. She genuinely needs to take a hiatus after this, she should have taken one after TTPD. None of this matches the showgirl energy that was being advertised as it's just a boring slog instead that should have been kept long away in the vault. That perfect 100 scores from Rolling Stone genuinely have to be paid because this is a disaster.

Lovejoy - One Simple Trick
94

I've never been the biggest Lovejoy fan, I liked many parts of their last EP, but it never fully clicked with me in the way that I wanted to. When the lead single of this album released, it was an immediate love and every subsequent single was a further step in the right direction to a great album, and this truly did surprise me on how good of an album this is. It's their most polished, driven, professional piece of work yet and I love it.

It's not the most revolutionary album, ... read more

Florence + the Machine - One of the Greats
35

"it must be nice to be a man and make boring music just because you can" is such an ironic line considering this track is so painfully boring to listen to

Doja Cat - Vie
70

It's just, alright. There's some strong catchy tracks on here like One More Time, and album itself is a plenty fine listen to get through, there's not any bad tracks I'd say, but little that's really too replayable.

Geese - Getting Killed
50

I get what they're trying to go for in having that classic experimental indie rock sound, and some times it can sound good but it sounds so cluttered and messy most times and I don't know why aoty will eat up anything that tries to sound like this even if it's executed lacklusterly.

Lovejoy - Common Touch
90

this is really good it feels almost unnerving but in a good way and im hyped for the album

bbno$ - yezzir
10

im actually so sick of this nigga im not even joking

twenty one pilots - Breach: Digital Remains
NR

Really wish drag path was on the album and I hope it gets added to streaming soon, but it's an absolutely beautiful song that ties well into the lore and shines an amazing light on Tyler's faith and I am waiting for the day this gets added to streaming

twenty one pilots - Breach
60

To preface, I've been the biggest fan of this band ever since Vessel released. I've defended every single album with my life, but this is an album I struggle to defend at many points, and which I feel manages to have some of the best songs in their discography, yet is overall their weakest album yet.

It's hard to write a perfect finale album to wrap up 10 years of lore, and Clancy felt like a perfect set up for a killer final project to wrap it all nicely. It takes a grittier ... read more

Lady Gaga - MAYHEM (Reissue)
78

the added songs were all really good except for the dead dance because it's so generic and boring and terrible, but the rest are good

AJR - Born and Bred
NR

they look like human versions of alvin and the chipmunks

AJR - What No One's Thinking
70

I think the folk direction they went is pretty good but they really need to change something about the songwriting because the songs are sonically never that bad, it's just the really on the nose writing that holds them down. Not terrible but not amazing either. The last track sounds like a better version of thirsty because of the dumbass weird speaking sample throughout the song

Justin Bieber - SWAG II
75

Took a second listen but this album is really such a vibe, even though SWAG has some amazing tracks like DAISIES and YUKON, this feels a lot more cohesive as an album and I've found myself liking a lot more tracks than I did on SWAG 1. Really good stuff, took a little bit to click with me.

ORIGINAL RATING: 55

Tame Impala - Loser
40

his most boring single yet this is genuinely difficult to listen to

bbno$ - hot topic
15

this is so fucking terrible who is encouraging him to make the same godawful song over and over again

Artemas - eat me alive / u don’t have to tell me
80

pretty solid, same as his previous singles, i like the first song but the second is usually pretty forgettable. eat me alive is good, it feels very similar to i like the way you kiss me though

Hayley Williams - Parachute
20

yall are glazing this too hard

Sabrina Carpenter - Tears
25

such a snooze fest

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