This unforgivable stain on the great art form of music is lacking in musical complexity and oboe. As is such, I can not deem this tragic display of incompetence as real music. This catastrophe is chock-full of glaring mistakes and errors. This was clearly made by an amateur, as it were.

Us professors at the school of truth have affirmatively deduced that this album lacks any quality, thorough melodic content, or oboe.

FAIL