simontheweird

simontheweird

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Tones And I - Dance Monkey
Tones And I
Dance Monkey
2019 • Single
8
May 30
Che
REST IN BASS
2025 • LP
48
May 29
Drake - ICEMAN
Drake
ICEMAN
2026 • LP
45
May 25
Kendrick Lamar - euphoria
Kendrick Lamar
euphoria
2024 • Single
90
May 23
Dankmus. - Move Your Cube
Dankmus.
Move Your Cube
2019 • LP
72
May 21
Glorb - WHITE CHRISTMAS
Glorb
WHITE CHRISTMAS
2023 • Single
61
May 21
Blorg - CATCH 'EM ALL
Blorg
CATCH 'EM ALL
2025 • Single
66
May 20
Glorb - OCEAN'S ELEVEN
Glorb
OCEAN'S ELEVEN
2024 • Single
69
May 20
Glorb - MOB TIES
Glorb
MOB TIES
2024 • Single
59
May 20
Blorg - MOUSETRAP
Blorg
MOUSETRAP
2024 • Single
73
May 20

Recent Reviews

Tones And I - Dance Monkey
8

Soulless production, dogshit lyrics and the most annoying monkey-like voice (seriously, that was NOT a good decision, how the hell did someone think this thing was ok to release?) I've ever heard.
8 points because it is technically music and the underlying message of one-hit wonders.

48

"Trust me bro, Rage is peak"
The peak in question:

To me, it feels like I have to lower the volume and filter out the obnoxious bass to appreciate the instrumentals or lyrics of this entire album, which is not a good sign.
Rage music makes you sound like a psychopath, which can be really cool in moderation, but an entire rage album where you address various complex themes? Nah.
The production was ok? The lyrics were ok? But it was nothing that would make me rate any song in even the ... read more

Drake - ICEMAN
45

Let me share a secret first: I NEVER listened to Drake before and especially didn't know about him before the whole beef. I feel like I know Drake more as a person than an artist, which is weird, right? So I felt this was the opportunity to actually listen to his music!

Drake touches on several exciting themes on this album like:
- "Everyone hates me, fuck them!"
- "I have a bunch of money and/or OVO friends!"
- "I hate this person in particular, I want this guy ... read more

Kendrick Lamar - euphoria
90

Just getting ready for that Iceman album I guess?

Still my favorite track from the whole beef. The whole flow of Kendrick in this song is insane, one of the best I've heard from any rap song! Together with the beat switches it makes this whole thing feel much shorter than it actually is, and I mean that in the best way...
Compared to meet the grahams and Not Like Us, this track also has the most perfect blend of attacks on Drake, not sounding too depressing/personal like on meet the ... read more

Dankmus. - Move Your Cube
72

Yeah, this album and Dankmus. in general are great.
If you like Pogo's remixes, you will definitely love this as well.

Mr. McGreg = 74
Put Her Back In = 70
Not Lenny = 68
Move Your Cube = 69
You Got the Dud = 72
Beer in the Coconut = 67
Dr. Zeius = 76
I Said, French Fries = 71
Mr. Black = 80
Putting Challenge = 78


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