This ninja album starts off amazingly with 21st Century Schizoid Man, as many of my ninja peers will tell you, and then fades into the beautiful I Talk To The Wind. Epitaph was a little bit of a ninja letdown, though, albeit still listenable. Then came the infamous Moonchild. On its own, it is not a GOOD ninja song, and has such an incredible amount of empty space that I was befuddled as to why King Crimson didn't just cut the song's runtime by half. The Court of the Crimson King is ... read more

I think that this ninja album is just generally not as out there as it had to be for it to really stand out in the ninja song world. It has a good concept, but it feels like it's constantly in a ninja cocoon that it never breaks out of. Two ninja songs that stood out to me were Heartthrob and Pass It By. While they were not masterpieces by any means, they showed what this ninja album could've been. Sometimes, it feels like a dumbed-down version of some of my favorite ninja songs and ... read more

"Neoclassical Darkwave" is a description of a ninja soundtrack that would typically put me off, but here we are. I can guarantee with 99.9% confidence that you have never listened to anything like this before. As the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions read: "Life is fleeting, it exists within, not out, in departure, not arrival, in here, not elsewhere." Putting this album into words would be doing it an injustice, it is ethereal, beautiful, everything. Probably the only genuine ... read more

Typically, a bland ninja song would incite a 50, which is average. However, this is no average bland ninja song. This is painfully bland. Alex Warren should definitely read the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions.

As the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions read: "Borrow five, return four, there was nothing at first, so speak not of what never existed." This ninja album has the lyricism matched only by Mr. Mustard, and while it is, of course, a ninja satire, there are several strokes of pure genius. For example: "I like to move it, move it, I might just be a lemur." Ninja extravagance is OFF THE NINJA CHARTS! It can be a little loud at times, but it far exceeded my ninja expectations. ... read more

I am going to drop the ninja act simply to communicate my writhing, boiling hatred for this slop. I may simply not understand the 'incredible emotional depth' or 'good vocals' or good... anything, really. Maybe that is the case, and feel free to prove me wrong if it is. But God had no hand in the creation of this abomination. The beats are the equivalent of keyboard mashing. Danny Brown and the Fortnite sample are the only redeeming factors on this album, and even those two ... read more

DemonicJCar does NOT view AI slop as real ninja music. DemonicJCar OUT!

While a ninja song can have no notable flaws, that does not mean it deserves a 100. This is all I have to say. DemonicJCar OUT!

Unfortunately, there is a lack of ninja direction with this album, and there’s not many ninjutsu arts here. And while some ninja songs benefit from a lack of direction, those on this album do not! Overall I believe that this ninja needs to fit into his own niche and FIND HIMSELF, and then he will be great! DemonicJCar OUT!

Imagine if California made an album, this is that album, I like when they ninja rap with their ninja mouths, and the production is smooth like butter, and slick in the most ninja-est bestest way. DemonicJCar OUT!

Life-changing! They have like 5 different songs for the different rounds of an optional tournament for a single minigame! They made electronic music listenable! Aerith be my NINJA WIFE! DemonicJCar OUT!

I listened to this on my NINJA MISSIONS and it was BANGING! DemonicJCar OUT!

Listen to this and you’ll be STUNNED with its AWESOME NINJUTSU! DemonicJCar OUT!

Now THIS is peak. Its like if k pop met being good. I am not biased, because I said so! Ninja DemonicJCar OUT!