Jimmy Fallon - Holiday Seasoning
0

THEY MENTIONED THIS FUCKING ALBUM EVERY TWO SECONDS IN THE MACYS DAY PARADE LAST YEAR INSTEAD OF SHOWING ME THE ACTUAL PARADE I HATE CAPITALISM

The Velvet Sundown - Paper Sun Rebellion
70

I caught you trying to find the pro-ai ragebait. Yall better stop engaging with people who support ts and go grab a glass of water, put down your phone, and listen to music by real people with real talent.

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
95

I first heard this song in a vintage store, it was so polarizing cause on one hand i just discovered a musical masterpiece and on the other hand i was pissed cause everything was so overpriced (I’m talking $70-$80 for a single pair of jorts).

ILLIT - 빌려온 고양이 (Do the Dance) [Billyeoon Goyangi]
100

This heals my eurobeat-loving self from 3 years ago

KATSEYE - BEAUTIFUL CHAOS
50

After watching the docu-series with my sister, even though it’s such an interesting take on a k-pop group, Katseye is just a really niche gimmick that doesn’t add much to k-pop in general, only catering to the western audience. It’s not anything new, and while it’s not outright bad, the group is just the afterthought of a survival show, making the presentation of the group amazing and the actual substance of their music empty.

Mac DeMarco - Home
75

He sounds so silly and whimsical like a kid trying out helium

Bruno Mars - Bonde do Brunão
70

Feed me anything you want I’m a slut for good snares even if the song is otherwise ass

Erykah Badu - Next To You
0

This actually pisses me off so much because where the fuck is the quality control on anything anymore like people just make the lowest-quality product imaginable and it KEEPS ON WORKING

Let’s all learn a valuable lesson from this and all of the other AI junk that other artists like Kanye have put out, because I genuinely can’t imagine how this gets worse.

Marshmello - Alone
100

Putting aside the weird fortnite/rocket league phase I had (I flossed in public it was awful 😭), this song is actually a masterpiece and stands for everything good about that era of pop.

Vince Guaraldi - A Charlie Brown Christmas
90

Imagine hating on me while I’m listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack in the middle of June

Lil Wayne - Tha Carter VI
20

This is the funniest shit ever there’s people in the YouTube comments saying “Trump28 🫡💎🇺🇸” to the weezer cover 😭😭😭😭

Swans - Birthing
80

Bro went from dating Madonna to making yaoi in New Mexico 😭😭😭

Jane Remover - Supernova
90

UH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
OLLY 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
THE END OF THE BATTLE IS GETTING CLOSER BY THE MINUTE !!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Charli xcx - party 4 u
100

Next Level Charli needs the same love as this song

SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES
100

Mama, you dropped this —> 👑
💜💜💜

Morgan Wallen - I'm The Problem
0

How the fuck are you that lazy to make a 37-track album that all sound the same except for the ones that have features from equally-boring artists?

Alok - HIGHJACK (right back)
50

I’m perplexed because for an EDM remix, this is actually really good, but it’s still an EDM remix, so it’s objectively ass.

Also his voice just sounds poorly mixed.

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