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STOMACH BOOK - GOODNIGHT HYPNOPOMP
STOMACH BOOK
GOODNIGHT HYPNOPOMP
2025 • LP
69
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Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
Rumours
1977 • LP
85
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spectra - In Ruin
spectra
In Ruin
2026 • Soundtrack
71
Jun 1
Jikuro - GIRLFAILURE
Jikuro
GIRLFAILURE
2024 • LP
70
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leroy - status update music
leroy
status update music
2026 • LP
91
May 31
Jane Remover - ♡
Jane Remover
2025 • EP
84
May 30
Jane Remover - Indie rock
Jane Remover
Indie rock
2025 • Mixtape
68
May 30
Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
Tyler, The Creator
CHROMAKOPIA
2024 • LP
93
May 30
Jane Remover - Revengeseekerz
Jane Remover
Revengeseekerz
2025 • LP
81
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The Flaming Lips - 2011 #9: 7 Skies H3 – 24 Hour Skull
94

RATING: 9.42/10 (9.42)

This album spans a full day. Twenty-four hours. Pushing the limits of how fresh ideas can emerge within repetition, while fully, extortionately, brutally, and tenderly exploring the concept of grief – 7 Skies H3 is an experience unlike any other.

BEST SONG: Can’t Let It Go
WORST SONG: Movement of Celestial Bodies

However, such a short sentiment cannot really reflect this album in the slightest. This is most definitely atypical for this account, but ... read more

Recent Reviews

STOMACH BOOK - GOODNIGHT HYPNOPOMP
69

RATING: 6.9/10 (6.98)

This is probably one of the most unfortunate cases of a terrible mixing job that I’ve ever experienced. Individually, the production side and the vocal-lyrical side are brilliant – the former being thick, off-kilter, and constantly unnerving, and the latter matching it in its granular detail, gut-wrenching themes, and even occasional catchiness – but the mixing almost places them at odds with one another, thereby flattening both in the process. The busy ... read more

Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
85

RATING: 8.5/10 (8.58)

This album feels architecturally designed to prop up its two uncritiqueable masterpieces – “Go Your Own Way” and “The Chain” – a collection of songs that funnel you successfully into and out of the soaring perfection of the record’s peak. That’s what stood out to me the most; beyond the beautiful guitar work, the masterful harmonics, the diversity of the tracks – the band clearly have a confident hold on how to ... read more

spectra - In Ruin
71

RATING: 7.1/10 (7.12)

This is mind-bogglingly impressive for something produced on a cracked VST over just seven days – a genuinely endearing quarter of an hour that oscillates between whimsy and grit. The criticisms I do have of it – the occasional aversion to consistent key, the unavoidably procedural-sounding strings, and at points the odd mixing, which are all embodied most explicitly by the opener – slowly evaporate as the “week” elapses. The points of ... read more

Jikuro - GIRLFAILURE
70

RATING: 7.0/10 (7.07)

For what Jikuro attempts, this is a solid release – an album of slow escalation from moody ambience to hard-hitting drum and bass. But I think by nature of the production value, it suffers from a dire symptom of being a homemade VST project; a feeling of emptiness. Like it lacks a certain dimension. But despite that, the two dimensions it does stretch into chide me from rating it any lower than I have, as overall this is still a good album nonetheless.

BEST SONG: ... read more

leroy - status update music
91

JANE REMOVER REVIEW: 14/15

RATING: 9.1/10 (9.11)

This sounds like if you gave the production quality of Grave Robbing steroids, and mixed it in with the sonic ambition of dariacore 2. Containing easily some of the highest sonic peaks Jane has ever put out, their creativity explodes outwards in such a diverse myriad of directions that not once do I get bored, not once to the songs feel like they sound the same. As of writing, this is the crown jewel of their discography for me.

BEST SONG: ... read more

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Pinned Lists

All the albums on my listenlist (top being my next listen, second being the album I’ll be listening to after that, etc etc.) The top of the list will be reviewed tomorrow, and the second being the ...
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ALL OF THIS IS MY OPINION ‼️‼️ My favourite 100 albums that I’ve ever listened to. Yeah, that’s it. Mostly made a list for it because I like the AOTY formatting style and think it ...
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Recent Lists

A Listenlist for all the super long albums I plan to get to when I have several hours on my hands for a review. This also includes my reviews of ambient/drone artists who both have a discography ...
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