TheKingOfMusic

Be The King! Like me!

The King doth decree that he would like to ride his horse from the shackles of this castle, out into the world and live as a free layman upon listening to this record.

However, as Lord and protector of all Christendom I must remain in these walls, serving my people, drinking the finest wine and devouring the rarest of Crazed Hogs at our famed banquets.

But at night, when the King looks out the window upon his land, he will listen to this record and dream of what could be. Then arise each ... read more

The King awaited this record with bated Kingly breath, the kind of breath that can only be bestowed on a king by God almighty himself (or herself, The King is very progressive on these matters).

BUT THE KING WAS LEFT UNDERWHELMED. I cared not for the majority of these "JAMS", I talked this over with mine squire and he was much in agreement, lest he lose his head!

This felt like a pale imitation of the much feared and gloried ROBYN, a little complacent for the King's high ... read more

3 remixes of already perfect songs, the King can take or leave but they are very good. The fact that there doth be two new Wild Pink songs on this record make it a completely necessary listen. It will soundtrack my next banquet, in which I will regale guests with tales of my enormous Kingly wealth and my below average Kingly member!