bro cooked in under 3 minutes and I have been thinking about it for 3 days. make it make sense.
yeah the Carti influence is obvious but at least he's stealing from someone with taste. whole song hits like a jumpscare you actually enjoy.
the hook is living in my brain rent free and I stopped trying to evict it. we have an understanding now.
if this is just the appetizer before Nocturnal then I genuinely fear what's coming. not in a bad way. in a "I need to prepare myself ... read more
Drake said "I'm greater than everybody like shredded cheese" and I have not recovered. I am in therapy. My therapist is also in therapy now.
18 tracks of Drake explaining why he actually won the beef that happened 2 years ago. Bro is STILL writing strongly worded letters to Kendrick like it's gonna change something. The album dropped and Kendrick was somewhere collecting Grammys and not caring. Little Birdie is a 39 rated track on your own album Drake. Your own fans rated ... read more
Peggy you have been doing the same thing since 2018 and I have been standing here watching like an idiot waiting for something new to happen. It did not happen. 25 tracks and I felt like I aged during all of them.
The metal stuff goes crazy, I will give him that. Burning Hammer and TSAR BOMBA made me want to flip a car. But then he follows it up with a gospel interlude like he's trying to get into heaven after what he just did to my speakers. The dubstep sections sound like he found a ... read more
I WAS TOLD BLADEE WOULD FEATURE ON THIS 😿💔 looks like I'm crying myself to sleep once again...
Anyway. 19 songs and somehow more consistent than my sleep schedule. Mink said "zero samples" like he wants a medal — bro you made an album in your bedroom at 3am, we're not giving you a Grammy. Hard Candy genuinely made me feel things I need to talk to a therapist about. Fire & Ice is 7 minutes long and I aged during it.
Creed preset goes insane though, he needs to ... read more
FUN Larry june
best song: A thousand mountains, Skinny suge 2
Worst song: Jean claude
OHH MF my lord and saviour 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
top 3: figaro, fancy clown, strange ways
Ohh fakemink 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
best: celebrity deathmatch, kill everything, air head
worst: fleeting feeling
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