I'M HERE TO RIPPITY RAP ON THIS TRICKITY TRACK SO I CAN KILL THE MUMBLE RAP

This song is proof that being able to rhyme a bunch of words doesn't automatically make you a good rapper.

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this album makes me wanna shit

Mostly forgettable bland trap music with lots of below-average production throughout. Nahmir is uninteresting as a rapper, except for the parts where he threatens to kill someone's kid (on a song called make a wish, no less,) and when he raps about his daily routine, starting with waking up getting his dick sucked.

the only songs that are really worth your time are wake up, for WUGMDSTIPUITBTBDASIGIMBADGNF, and soul train, which just needs to be heard to be believed. the only other memorable ... read more

Rated 17/100 for the memes.

17, much like The Rich White Man, is a project that thrives on being so bad that it's entertaining. This mostly attributed to the star of the show, Flyysoulja, who most likely recorded all of his vocals on this album while under the influence of pretty much every recreational drug he could get his hands on. Flyysoulja sounds less like he's rapping, and more like he's trying to talk in cadence to the beat. When he decides to sing, the amount of slurring in his voice ... read more

a defining project in the "atmospheric black metal" and "mysterious shit" genres,,, must listen if you have ears. please stop selling crack to the local preschoolers

the only rapper to shit, fart, peepee on anybody track.

Despite... well, everything, including the name of the band, I wouldn't be comfortable with labelling I Want To Be There as simply being a sad album. Rather, I'd prefer to describe it as melancholic, or, a deep intertwining of happiness and, pun not intended, sadness. A desire to return to a fondly-remembered, happier time in your life, combating with the bitter truth of that never being able to happen. Wistfully smiling while looking at old photos of yourself, unable to help but think of how ... read more

SERIOUS LIKE A HEART ATTACK

Let me preface this review by saying one thing: The Rich White Man is the best-worst project I've had the pleasure/misfortune of listening to. If we're judging the music solely by its artistic merits, this project is an easy 0/100. But I'd much rather judge this album by its entertainment value, then it's at least a 70/100.

There is not a single thing on this project that I'd consider good. The beats are the most laughably amateurish attempt at sounding ... read more