Somewhere around the turn of the millennium, a band from Sacramento decided that the best way to follow up a perfectly serviceable nu-metal record was to spend an hour doing their best impression of a man slowly drowning in a sensory deprivation tank. The result is White Pony, an album heralded by critics as a "landmark" and a "genre-defining masterpiece" — which tells you everything you need to know about the critical establishment in the year 2000.
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This has to be the most experimental commentary I have heard, my crew at unit 8200 congratulate you.

If im thugging it and I hear this, my phallus will become so flaccid that it will Whoopty Doo from its roots and shrivel to death.

Shout out to Failure for letting Hayley Williams, a small artists, be a feature on their latest and utterly entrancing album "Location Lost".

Aside from that, Hayley's stepping away from the small Tennessee band, Paramore, is suppose to be a new path, a new direction in a solo career where she is able to display her abilities. However this move may not be completely in her favor.

Ego Death At a Bachelorette Party is at the most, a sloppy attempt of exploring a very cliche ... read more

This "metal" album is more dull and tiresome than waking up Monday morning to a lot line window in New York.
Anyone that rates that rates this an 100 is a homosexual and has Gonorrhea.

This album only gets such hate is because of certain people, typically subhuman of which have rather prolific melanocytes are review bombing. They are livid at a true aryan producing their "cultural" music better than their own fat lips can ever get them.

Its either that or because this album is about something personal and intimate to em and doesn't include banging ho's or shooting up the block.

A suggestion to YNs is instead of cracking meatloaves, crack open this ... read more

Even Irene was speechless.

Wonder which road they raced on.

Is this the road they raced mount pleasant on?

his album was born when a weirdo listened to flyleaf for the first time and decided to copy them. Instead of having any good lyrics or depth, is just her trauma dumping and whining like a black person in the back of a police rover.

All the songs sound the same and only gets high reviews is because of goofy depressed kids get hard ons looking at her.

Yuno Alister Bumden Miles AKA Yuno "Album" Miles, the father of albums descends from his majestical throne and releases his most elegant title yet; his self titled.

Yuno "Album" Miles's second greatest achievement is to outdo the very own tradition he set. The legendary Yuno defies himself and creates a self titled not as a debut, but as a 6th. He is now once again a pioneer in the music industry.

I was absolutely awestruck at reason behind this being the 6th album. ... read more

Does he compare himself to MJ due to their shared tendency of sexual gravitation towards juvenile wenches?

An album trying too hard to ride the popularity wave being the thing that killed his time in the spotlight. The spotlight in question was quite literally gifted to him.
Shitting on drake the equivalent of walking up to the annoying disabled down syndrome kid in your elementary class and proceeding to dome him with brass knuckles.

The release of this album is like celebrating the victory like you're Khamzat Chimaev after beating the poor kid to a pulp.

What a sick freak.

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The engulfing disassociation sends you into a spiraling downward fall into apathetic numbness. the iconic silberman voice in kettering reaches up from the void, grabs you by the heart, breathing despair into your ears, comforting you as he drags you down song by song. you hit rock bottom during Sylvia and now the decay occurs. Alone in the ground, atrophy takes over, not even a bear would touch you in fear of contagious suicidal thought which revolve like a cloud of aura, enshrouding you would ... read more