it’s so bad but it’s funny as hell😭😭😭

oomf said -1 bc of the writer in the dark performance shsgsgsgsgshsh

this album is fantastic, lorde really took the sound she established on her debut and revitalized it and maximized it. this is gonna be my top album of 2025 & will be streamed on 186362826 times up to virgin’s release (l5)

IM DOIN THIS LIL DANCE FOR YEWWW

legendary song

IM FREE *bling*

i have literally nothing to say about this album, it just kinda sounds like a boring pop album.

i wanna make an nword joke bc as a black girl it’s funny as hell seeing an asain girl sing the word with such power, cadence, and ease but i forgot 2on lyrics sosvsgsvsg

ranking blackpink girls’ debut albums: lisa “Alter Ego”

“go girl! give us nothing!” is the only way I can describe this album being nice, it’s mid, and it’s not a record that I want to come back too, and honestly i didn’t wanna finish it. it’s all over the place, the ... read more

what the fuck

my bitch pose is neeeasssty ahh cover

shygirl’s 4th ep seems to be a sequal of some sorts to her 2024 ep of the same name, and unfortunately for me it didn’t hit like i hoped. ive enjoyed shy’s jump to a more pop foward sound, but with this ep however shygirl doesn’t seem to be putting forth as much effort as she usually does. this ep honestly just felt like she took some scraps she had, “repurposed” them and slapped them on an ep and is marketing it as a ... read more

OK ITS A HIT

85->95

edit: 85-100 AND SAVE POP SHE DID

after that morgan wallen collab was announced, the better rae had to step in to save pop

this is absolutely my soty

OKAYYYLOU

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yes i did reference jaime lee curtis, but anyway oklou!

oklou’s debut record “choke enough” feels like her 4th with how realized it is, the chill trance sound reminding of eusexua but more.. well.. chill..the dancier tracks still feel like goa-trance hypnotic bops, elevated by lou’s intoxicating autotuned vocals, sound dark & sweet at the same time.

also the obvious mv is a very fun reaction video

come tickle my love

in my effort in finding my absolute fav album of the year, we come across “11:11” and Biig as a whole, this album is sugary, sweet and pillow, soft alt pop With decent enough writing, dance pop that gets you moving enough, and standard production that doesn’t stand out almost at all. it’s a good record with very good high points and a handful of forgettable.

how to get dragged: this

ok so, i needed more albums to review that i actually wanted to listen to, this is one of those albums, however “louder please” left me bored out of my mind, and for a dance album that is NOT good. it just doesn’t stand out to my ears, obviously it’s well produced and performed but that lyrics and sonic direction of many of these songs don’t give what is needed for me. it’s passable, this is the “secret of us” of dance, ... read more

honestly, i thought i loved this deluxe more than i did, i think the extended intro kinda fucked it up, as it’s really bad, but the rest of “brighter days ahead” is quite great! i just hope we get ag8 at a reasonable time

best tracks (in order):
Hampstead
warm
dandelion

worst:
intro (end of the world) (extended)

holy fucking friday

rebecca black is widely known for her massive(ly annoying) 2011 hit, “Friday”, basically setting her up for failure and causing widespread hatred and scrutiny to rebecca & an inability for the general public to take her music seriously, and though she can sing and has had a few eps and a debut record under her belt, all decent enough, black came in SWINGING with “SALVATION”, a fantastic edition to the hi-nRG/hyper/electropop renaissance of last ... read more

edit: 87-88 only slight but that’s bc zombieboy and hbdywm grew on me EXPONENTIALLY

she mothered the boots house down and graduated top of her class in gagaism & slaynetics at servington university

lady gaga, does she need any introduction?
“mayhem” is lady gaga’s long awaited 7th album (lg7 for my stans out there!!), and it couldn’t of come at a better time, where party girl electropop seems to be coming back in full force following charli xcx’s ... read more

gone but not forgotten, rip

beyonce washes him

oh lord here we go again

drake & party have dropped thier long awaited collab album nobody outside his fandom wanted, $ome… yall can read im js gonna go in. boring, snooze, literally the most nothing burger of nothing burgers ive heard in a long time, hell i got more enjoyment out of the disgracie album than this, at least she tries to make an ok song, and can sort of WRITE HER OWN SHIT!!!!!! with the exception of nokia & gimmie a hug this album feels like drake and party are ... read more