Maruja - Saoirse
84

Hm. It’s decent, and the saxophone does create a pretty impressive and powerful build, but it does come off a little repetitive, and when it finished I was a little surprised and disappointed— it felt like the first act of a great song.

Mario Judah - Rockstar
58

For ZM4CK’s review-off!:

LESGO

Only reason this isn’t a hundred is that I’m highkey jealous of Judah’s aura and piercing, striking eyes.

This is a pretty decent cover of DaBaby’s track. Judah is clearly quite a talented vocalist, both in his melodies and his rapping. Judah seems to be taking vocal inspiration from pop country?! I had to deduct quite a few points because I think Judah is almost choosing his melodic structure pretty randomly. By the end of his ... read more

Jeff Buckley - Grace
100

I get really frustrated when these songs get stuck in my head and I want to sing or hum them so they stop getting stuck in my head but I’m not good enough at singing or humming so it just stays in my head but not my ears forever and ever.

61

Every single song on this EP would be the worst track on TFS by LEAPS AND BOUNDS.

Famous Dex - Beef On Computers
0

“I catch your bitch and I rape her”
“I feed the Percs and they boosted”
“Dick in her mouth, yeah I mute her”

dawg. Three rape bars in a single song. That’s impressive. Also like how is this supposed to sound tough. Like obvious moral qualms aside.

You’re bragging about how women don’t want to sleep with you.

King Combs - NEVER STOP
NR

pol pot Hitler collab when?

Rod Wave - Tombstone
85

thank god we gave this a good score.

Swans - Birthing
68

Red Yellow is pop music for primordials.

Edit: 78 -> 68

grew off me a bit unfortunately. Still adore Red Yellow, The Healers, and segments of every song, but Rope Away just doesn't really have enough direction ngl.

Frank Ocean - Blonde
92

I don't have anything to say just thought I would rate this.

good album tho.

Clipse - So Be It
97

Oh this beat is INSANEEE.

I’m not going to lie, even though Hell Hath No Fury is a great album, I might like this more then every track on that album.

HYPEDDDD

Maruja - Look Down On Us
100

probably my soty as of rn. it feels like it was curated exactly for my taste. like musically it jumps exactly where I want it to at all the right moments. I (somehow) (regrettably) (unfortunately) (ashamedly) am yet to hear Knocknarea, but I absolutely will soon.

Quadeca - FORGONE
100

Okay this is some fucking bullshit did this mf really just win music how is this happening

Drake -  Honestly, Nevermind
16

With "Calling My Name," Drake invented reverse parasocial sexual harassment.

24kGoldn - Mood
NR

that relatable moment when you can't remember if a song is the best or worst thing you've ever heard

Swans - When Will I Return?
100

sad that a lot of people see this as a transitioning song purely within the context of the glowing man's title track and the two discs. this is one of swan's best in my opinion. absolute raw emotion distilled into such a short period. it might not have any primordial ten minute builds, but in it's simplicity it really captures such a state of suppression and hopelessness.

My life is mine to keep
I still kill him in my sleep

this particular couplet is among my favorites of all ... read more

Chief Keef - Save Me
84

love sosa mostly but kinda wish this was just the instrumental ngl. beat is otherworldly but sosa kinda ruins it just a lil :(

JAY-Z - Empire State of Mind
88

πŸ§±πŸŒ΄πŸ’¦πŸ˜΄πŸ…

Current 93 - Of Ruine or Some Blazing Starre
NR

if I had a nickel for every song whose name contains the string [cloud of unknowing], I would have three nickels, but it's weird that it happened thrice.

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