[This review contains a lot of touchy subjects, just a lot of stuff in general, so proceed with caution]
I wanted to write something longer for this, this review has gone through four different drafts before I settled on something shorter than what I had planned. I wanted this review to be similar to my review for “Monarch of Monsters” which had essentially put me on the map for most of the people on here. I wanted my five seconds of mild recognition back before I had even listened ... read more
This was so disappointing I honestly don’t really want to write this review. “Teens of Denial" turned 10 years old this year, so naturally, for the celebration of this the band decided to release an absolutely butchered version of an album adored by casual and dedicated fans alike.
It’s just upsetting, man. When we first started getting teasers for something releasing on ToD’s 10th anniversary, my mind started racing with all the things it could entail. Could we ... read more
New Vylet album cycle, you knew I was coming.
I think it’s a shock to absolutely nobody that I adore this album. Not only am I one of the greatest Vylet Pony glazers to ever walk this planet, but I’ve loved every time she’s attempted a sound closer to hip-hop (i.e. “Dual Headed Hydranoid” & “Paintbucket”), so the news of a full length rap tape from Gwen had me hyped. Knowing her amazing writing, her even better production, and her success with ... read more
This album is almost everything wrong with the attempted "hyperpop revival" that has come in the advent of the brat summer. Pawcord's "STEREOTYPICAL MUSIC 4 U" is everything it wants to be right down to the name, it's a soulless rehash of sounds done years ago by people who actually cared about the music they made. There is LITERALLY nothing to enjoy on this album that you can't find on another album released in the last five years.
Do you want the production ... read more
After only hearing "Obey" late last year, I thought I had heard everything I needed to understand what Brainbombs was going for, and who they were appealing to. I went under the mindset that they were just another boring shock band with no real substance backing them. I found them suffering from the same problems I see a lot of the Pigfuck bands I've heard suffering from, like prioritizing the edgy lyrics so high above the actual sound of the music that most of my problems come ... read more