leroy - status update music
100

i love music (ver 2026). long time no see. i need to tell you something... but it might be easier to just show you instead.

Jane Remover - Indie rock
90

you guys just hate this because you don’t know what it’s like to be from Chicago and named Alex. THIS IS LOVE!!!

Edward Skeletrix - Body of Work
90

i think i hate this guy.

JPEGMAFIA - EXPERIMENTAL RAP
70

feel like we’re missing the whole supervillain angle to all this... gaypegmafia diff tho, this kind of narrative has limits to its prolonged entertainment value and substance as an artistic statement. better switch up again (HARD) before i start to think i know you…….

edit: above is my v generous interpretation on the album as an narrative beat in his discog, I reserve the right to switch up crazy based on the next one. prob never returning to this I have so much more beef ... read more

tsubi club - trinket
90

nothing dates you quite like your drums. damn dude, it’s spring already. come on come on come onnnnn.

slayr - Half Blood (BloodLuxe)
90

the deluxe/double album epidemic remains a trolley problem where schrödinger determines whether the musician or the label exec is tied to the track, before turning around to flip YOU off. fuck you schrödinger…

Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH (afterparty)
70

WORKING CLASS KYLEEFF’S HANDS LOOK LIKE THIS SO JVB’S CAN HANG IN THE AIR LIKE THEY JUST DON’T CARE

J. Cole - The Fall-Off
70

10/10 concept with a once in a lifetime set up, and this is what we came out with…?

i don’t want to disparage cole tbh. he’s a hardstuck understudy, but his passion is respectable (and a bit contagious, hence his fanbase). but dude. the 10 year build up PLUS the beef fallout PLUS bronx zoo freestyle all were building to an instant classic that’ll never be. ‘good ass job’ levels of peak that was jeopardized by the narrow framework of the artist. all you ... read more

By Storm - My Ghosts Go Ghost
100

MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK FOR YOOOOSEEEEEELLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mk.gee - Unreleased Album
100

this and an othercontinental trip involving various high rise hotel rooms with vending machine drinks and margarita pizzas. electric blinking lights and convenience store food. camera viewfinders and bustling night streets. 13-17 dreams in a train cabin going on more. more than love. or maybe hopefully not - keep it small. temporary. but ooo i love this story. (oh to find) fantasia. 1437.

D'Angelo - Black Messiah
100

today i cried knowing that, in spite of this year’s R&B releases seeing the mainstream adopt MULTIPLE of the genre’s most exciting/forward thinking movements without terribly impairing the og auteurs’ ideas (imo), D’Angelo’s passing ALONE has burned a hole into the year in a way that no amount of genre-wide artistic success and AOTY contenders could ever completely stitch back together.

Dijon - Baby
100

there's volatility to vibrancy. you can squint if you need to. welcome to the world baby!!

Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
90

rushing through a museum in the 30 minutes before close has always been such a vibe.

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
100

”Do you like what you’ve seen of forever?”

unbelievable.

a seminal stray beam of the vision. definitively hero’s journey, yet so critical of the format’s cogs. how will you bring about your own end? (or maybe you won’t. yikes. both ways. one way tbh.)

engulfing and engulfed. inspired by everything. the axis point of was, is, and will be. wrought. simply wrought. but also rot. deeply rotten. love has a shelf life and that shit is getting sour. result ... read more

Justin Bieber - Under the Mistletoe
10

this actually rules. unironically might revisit when writing fantasia.

Dijon - How Do You Feel About Getting Married?
100

shit sounds like the end of half my stories. kind of cold with all the life hollowed out, but still so wrought with intrinsic love. how do you feel about getting married?

billy woods - GOLLIWOG
90

charred to the bone. spine chilling.

Florence + the Machine - How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful
90

haven't felt this much like salt spritzed open wound since 2021. heart pounding recommendation, everything runs in swirls beneath the weight of the almighty machine press. sweet.

quickly, quickly - I Heard That Noise
90

april would love this shit man.

2hollis - boy
80

DOES IT MATTER IF 2HOLLIS LIKES GUYS⁉️⁉️⁉️

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Recent Review Comments
On Crose47's review of slayr - Half Blood (BloodLuxe)
"truth nuke tbh - my biggest thing with the deluxe is how quickly it abandons it’s catchiest passages rather than more closely building off that core throughout the song like Half Blood did (what is the first minute of toxic doing for the song? why does paint a picture sound like 3 stitched together 30 second demos of the same song idea?). appreciate that it’s a double album but most of it’s allure comes from being a disc 2 companion giving greater context to the album slayr should be known for (as of rn). it’s a playground for experimentation and growing pains while preserving the original polished record."
On J. Cole - The Fall-Off
"@Crose47 ty goat"
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