Boy, it's great.

Boy, it's great. Hellfire by black midi used to sell black market bath bombs online to save money for welding school. The thing about these bath bombs was they weren't like normal ones because this batch had a chance to sometimes smell like Ben and Jerry's 'Cherry Garcia' flavor. This would trick idiots into eating them with Pioneer Woman ice cream spoons and resulted in the deaths of 5.3 baker's dozens of people which the folks over at Fruitbaths.com were not too ... read more

Boy, it's amazing. Piñata by Freddie Gibbs & Madlib is absolutely pissed that Knott's Berry Farm discontinued their shortbread cookies. In what world were those things not selling. I went to a WinCo in Indio California 2 years ago and they were selling these things for 20 cents a bag. I gained like 50 pounds and I'm barely mad about it because the tears I have shed over the cancelation of this product have burned at least one billion calories for me since, My favorite ... read more

Boy, it's good. أسلحة ضخ جاف حدب by Burqa Boyz taught how to skateboard in what I can only describe as 60 straight hours of joint torture and i'm not talkin' about lemon-lime life straws. This album glued my feet to a wooden sidewalk shredder and I played "Edward Nine and a Half Toes" with a true instrument of athletic torture. This album told me if I couldn't ollie by 5pm my ass was astro turf and let's just say I took state finals before the ... read more

Boy, it’s great. Beautiful Thugger Girls by Young Thug thinks Babu Frik was the best part about the last Star Wars movie. I mean look at this guy he’s a little mole man who professionally operates a welding kit and screams in pure joy when he zaps through robots. He talks like a some sort of toddler boomhauer and I’m pretty sure he’s small enough to fit inside yoda’s little green wizard ears. The mandalorian writers single handedly put my life back on track when ... read more

Boy, it's amazing. Walking in Space by Quincy Jones travelled back in time to 1830's England to show Mr. Meaty to a Victorian Clergyman as well as a full playthrough of the Game Bloodborne on PC as they will most likely be unable to believe that such a game could run on any emulation software in my year and at 60fps nonetheless. They will call it blasphemy and attempt to cut my head off with a spool of sewing string and scream funny little curses like in that Robert Eggers movie, The ... read more

Boy, it's perfect. Discovery by Daft Punk accidently married the ancient ghost of Queen Oklahoma not to be confused with Carter Sampson, a musician from the State of Oklahoma famous for the City of Tulsa and the site of the only nuke to ever be targeted towards the United States on June 6th 2021. This ghost is actually from OLD Oklahoma, an island near the continent of Harᵈ ᴿᵒᶜᵏ ᶜᵃᶠᵉ. This forgot monarch reigned over an entire colony of Oklahomites. She won many battles, ... read more

Boy, it's great. SABLE, fABLE by Bon Iver came by my place of work to tell me about their spaghetti business. This album showed up at a very inconvenient time while I was in between customers to chat up about the prospects of food delivery and guilt trip me about recently being fired from their previous job for what I can only imagine was a very valid reason. Now here I am starring at a reheated Applebee's box of shrimp scampi wondering "What the hell did this guy bring me food ... read more

Boy, it's ok. More Chaos by Ken Carson made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1 A.M. After absolutely guzzling an entire boxed red wine from Vons I was too hamnmered to find my fridge. Luckily this album took my credit karma debit card, downloaded a few Smosh try not to laugh videos featuring my favorite niche micro celebrities and doordashed both of us a 55 dollar mushroom and grape tomato pizza from our local shop (gatekeeping). Unfortunately this album forgot to tip above 2 ... read more

Boy, it’s great. Revengeseekerz by Jane Remover is currently locked inside the Jersey Mike’s supply closet in Big Bear California. This album came for the root beer but was met with an empty restaurant and 6 pairs of eyes glaring directly at them hidden under little sailboat hats. Their order was a Portabella Cheesesteak and fries though when the tray slammed into the table this album noticed there was not a single steak in the sandwich… just shroom. A single sip of their ... read more

Boy, it's amazing. The Stranger by Billy Joel was the soundtrack to my 2025 two week isolation in preparation for my upcoming role of Ash Ketchum in the Netflix live action remake of the first Pokemon Movie. To get into the character of a pre teen monster collector and Arceus fearing citizen of Pallet town I spent a whole 14 days locked in an underground fallout shelter with nothing but 3 boxes of jelly donuts, a 12 pack of arrowhead water, the entire first two seasons of the Pokemon anime ... read more

Boy, it's good. MUSIC by Playboi Carti almost sold all of their Lego clone troopers on Ebay before the figures were even retired. This album owns iconic characters like Captain Rex, Commander Fox, Commander Cody as well as dozens of phase 2 Clone troopers from various factions and units including Mace Windu's unoficial purple colored Clone's designed by Hasbro for the 187th Legion. Now it's safe to say that any one of these figures could double or even triple in price once ... read more

Boy, it's really good. boy by 2hollis decided not to participate in daylight savings and is instead riding their own wave on aa little thing they call, "Daylight Hoarding time" Where instead of the clocks skipping an hour they just break every single device that tells time the second it reaches their gaze. This album has been shorting out everything from breakroom microwaves to Spectrum TV boxes but after a full 36 hours of utter destruction, the time force had to intervene and ... read more

Boy, it's good. two house by food house was recently cloned by team of off the book scientists. These scientists were led by a crackpot researcher with no social senses but still a leader by professional standards and academic achievement. This team named themselves the Billy 2 project and spent a good 7 years watching me in my life from a far while taking any chance to steal samples of my blood. saliva and a secret third thing. This album put its fears beside itself literally as it was ... read more

Boy, it’s great. 11100011 by Asian Glow has gained 10 pounds every month for the last 5 months. My parents always warned me that my metabolism was gonna slow down but I had no idea I could go from Colin Farrell to the Penguin in less than half a fuckin year just because I spent every day smoking, drinking , sitting in a Walmart mainstays swivel chair watching firstwefeast and eating turkey sticks with just enough water to survive. This album is not worried about their health in the ... read more

Boy, it’s great. choke enough by Oklou has a credit score of 534 and spent all their savings on a car even though they don’t make enough income to support themselves. This album works 2 maybe three days a week if they’re lucky and spends most if not all their checks on bills. This album also considers Spotify premium, TCG pocket and marvel unlimited bills because they occur monthly and are essential to this album’s overall health. Off topic, I don’t understand how ... read more

Boy, it's great. Ghostholding by venturing recently stole a forklift, drove it backwards through a busy parking lot and traveled 55 miles to Morongo Casino and Resort to buy 20 packs of menthol Senecas just to remind themselves of the good ole days. It's cray what two Coronas will have a fella doing at 4pm. Anyway, who was gonna tell me George Lopez is getting old. I thought we had at least 15 years before he started getting up there but that mf looks like Charles Darwin right NOW. ... read more

Boy it's amazing. Eusexua by FKA twigs has been the soundtrack to my 2025 self isolation. As a movie theater employee in their early 20's with a dark history of unfriending people I don't like on instagram and and consistently tipping my doordash drivers 2 dollars I have become the most hated man in my hometown. What was once a period of referring to myself as the most slandered man had accidently became a reality and no longer the tongue and cheek joke it once was. I dodge ... read more

Boy it's great, Hurry Up Tomorrow by The Weeknd has four days off work and no one to hang out with. This album is afraid everyone close to them is gone and their hobbies won't be enough to keep them occupied and fulfilled. Jk I just drank 4 billion beers and this review is actually about how the album rocks and features by far some of the most experimental and captivating production in his discography. This album captures the experience of observing your own issues in the purest ... read more

Boy it's great. Blue Bell Knoll by Cocteau Twins looked up "Top Ten Best of the Fonz Moments." This somehow started a 325 and a half hour rabbit hole of unlisted videos featuring people's body parts flying off while preparing various Precambrian dishes off the forbidden food network. This album witnessed hands off their hinges during Stromatolites Soup, fingers floppin' on the floor during Metazoan Meatloaf and worst of all, deviled egg. This is a PSA to not search ... read more