Boy, it's great. Theft World by Lip Critic just informed me that Frankie Munez is famous for being the spokesman for kid cuisine. He was so in with this brand that he had to go undercover as a child actor and commit to several Hollywood projects lasting decades, thus solidifying his place in pop culture and allowing him to sneak into Paris Hilton’s pack of Beverly Hills criminals. Once he had an entire armada of A list marketing jockeys he brought them all to his house in the valley ... read more
Scratched an itch I thought would've gone uncharted for eons within 3 seconds.
Boy, it's ok. Piss In The Wind by Joji accidently spin kicked the head off of a street performer on the Venice board walk for doing a fairly good impression of stand-up comedian, William Montgomery. This album has nothing against street freaks or funny ginger men but would play Kill Tony compilations featuring The Big, Red Machine exclusively before bed and leave them playing overnight. William's Aphex Twin related screams would sync themselves into the alarm clock and as a sort of ... read more
Boy, it's great. Good Girl Gone Bad by Rihanna owes 40 million dollars to the Coca-Cola company for uploading a sketch video to TheBomb.com set behind the counter of an independent movie theater. Behind the counter were two soft drink dispensers from Coke but because they were made and operated by an entirely separate movie theater not associated with Coca-Cola, they included a line for Dr. Pepper. Unbeknownst to me, this was against Soda law and because these were two different companies ... read more