96

Timeless and relevant, goated album.

Van Halen - Van Halen
84

Greatest opening 4 tracks on a rock album ever

Lil Uzi Vert & Gucci Mane - 1017 vs. The World
68

I need a blonde, a blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
It's Gucci Mane and man that mane just came back from Milan hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
Won't you go and paint that pussy blonde?
Blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
I heard that blondes have all of the fun
A blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
Baby won't you change your hair to blonde?
Blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
Blonde, a blonde hoe
I'm in a Dawn I dropped the top to ... read more

Lil Uzi Vert - The Real Uzi
52

Overstays its welcome by like 30 minutes but has a soft spot in my heart as project that put me onto uzi. Hasn't aged nearly as well as Luv Is Rage or Perfect LUV Tape obviously but is fun in small nostalgic doses.
Best tracks: Uzi, Understand, Trunk Got Birdies

Ice Spice - Y2K!
25

The beats are either sorry-ass drill-lite beats that should've been shelved in 2021, and/or the same bass heavy RIOTUSA beats that Ice Spice throws the same exact flow over that she had on munch, her EP, and everything else since. Shit is genuine ass and will remind you how shit it is numerous times on this tape.
The title on the trash can is the warning to not waste your time on this.

Bobby Shmurda - Hot Nigga
NR

this cannot be the same man shaking ass at concerts 10 years later... more power to bro though

Travis Scott - Days Before Rodeo
74

She see me pull up in that 'Rari
I'm thinkin' 'bout choppin' the toppy
Got b**hes on b**hes, they run 'round the lobby, they know that I got it
I got too much money, son, sorry can't fit in my wallet
Sloppy toppy, you can't touch my wallet
Sloppy toppy know the b**hes got it
Know that she got it
Know that she got it
Sloppy toppy, sloppy toppy, uh
Know that she got it
Know that she got it
Sloppy toppy, bet the b**h has got it
Sloppy toppy, bet that b**h ... read more

Denzel Curry - ZUU
76

tight-knit banger album that starts off great. Wish is top 3 Denzel song imo, the beat is glistening on it. Album cover hard as fuck too

BabyTron - Mario & Luigi
NR

them claps have control of certified trapper like the symbiote

Katy Perry - WOMAN'S WORLD
NR

Worst of the worst pseudo feminist pop that is destined to be played into the ground at a H&M.
Fuck Dr. Luke.
"That's right, it's a woman's world!" stop

James Blake - Bad Cameo
NR

honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi

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