Drake - HABIBTI
19

i can't believe that drake just released the greatest album of all time. no other artist ever needs to make another album ever again, because they could never even dream of making something as incredible as HABIBTI. every other artist should honestly just give up and give all of their songs to drake so he can fix them. drake the goat.

Drake - MAID OF HONOUR
16

i can't believe that drake just released the greatest album of all time. no other artist ever needs to make another album ever again, because they could never even dream of making something as incredible as MAID OF HONOUR. every other artist should honestly just give up and give all of their songs to drake so he can fix them. drake the goat.

Drake - ICEMAN
35

i can't believe that drake just released the greatest album of all time. no other artist ever needs to make another album ever again, because they could never even dream of making something as incredible as ICEMAN. every other artist should honestly just give up and give all of their songs to drake so he can fix them. drake the goat.

glaive - God Save The Three
68

glaive continuing his streak of releasing music that is perfectly fine

65

they've hit the second shteppi :’)

Ringo Starr - Long Long Road
44

in one ear and straight out the other.

Miserere Luminis - Sidera
87

some of the most gorgeous black metal that has ever graced my eardrums. there are moments here that are pure hellish euphoria

Foo Fighters - Your Favorite Toy
45

They should've called it after BHWA; that would've been the perfect album to go out on. Instead, they decided to put out this piece of mediocre slop to follow it up

Angine de Poitrine - Vol.II
82

best bass of 2026

Weezer - Shine Again
78

ok bitch its weezer and its weezy

Kanye West - BULLY
32

this album is just straight up not done.

Slayyyter - WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
97

we're all bumping this shit instead of kanye

BTS - ARIRANG
49

This album is at its best when the group is doing wacky ass shit like jacking Peggy's flow or putting a shockingly shitty guitar solo at the end of their poorly produced rock song. The only reason I'm not rating it lower is because I actually found a decent amount of this album to be enjoyable purely because of how absurd it was coming from the biggest boyband in the world.

Muse - Be With You
53

Muse really tried time traveling back to Black Holes and Revelations but Matt fucked up the calibration and now they're stuck in 2nd Law territory

Jack Harlow - Monica
43

He's just doing the same boring ass shit he's always done but with a coat of R&B paint over it all. It sounds like he's making music because his parents told him to.

But ya know, Jack Harlow is just tryna have a healthy, long lasting relationship, and I respect that. At least the album is wholesome.

Cities Aviv - EVEN COLDER SPRING
80

This album is like the lovechild between swans and injury reserve. It's a hip hop infused post rock album.

Kim Petras - Pretour
59

For what it's worth, it's about a million times better than anything on Slut Pop Miami

Hobo Johnson - The Fall of Hobo Johnson
70

breaking: hobo johnson is capable of creating music

Harry Styles - Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.
61

definitely a nice shift from harry's house, but most of this album is pretty easy to tune out

BLACKPINK - DEADLINE
41

if you asked me to discern between these girls' voices, i truly couldn't. they all sound the same.

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