Morrissey - Make-up is a Lie
70

I mean it’s fine. The lyrics are…okay, the vocals sound like Morrissey, and the instrumental is serviceable. It’s not as bad as some people here are making it out to be. I guess that’s just the “person who made the art is bad = the art is bad” mentality some (most) people on this website have speaking, but I wouldn’t expect less from aoty.

The cover is also really funny.

Aphex Twin - #19
5

Wtf man...

I saw a review for this that said something along the lines of, "This is literally one chord for ten minutes," and I thought that it COULDN'T. One couldn't just make a song comprised of a singular chord and have it be the SIXTH highest rated song of last year. It's simply absurd, preposterous even. So I did what I would do and listened to this. It is literally one chord...for ten whole minutes. This is by far the worst use of any ten minutes I've used ... read more

50

I now know what my mom felt like when I showed her Underoath.

This is overhyped by a lot. The songs on this EP all feel the same to the point where I thought 'GIRL HELL 1999' already appeared somewhere on the album. Every song seems to use the same synth/keyboard presets, with varying levels of distortion/fuzz.

'MURDER EVERY 1 U KNOW!' sounds like a Friday Night Funkin' song circa 2022-ish, which I like a fair amount, so this is the best song on the EP for me. I ... read more

Yuno Miles - ALBUM
19

Comedy albums are usually funny...

I was big on Yuno when I was in sixth grade. Whenever 'Road to Riches' came out. As a fan of Yuno, this sucks. Genuine garbage. Not even in a "so-bad-it's-good" way. Not even the good songs can save this...

'That Way' is just a subpar opener. It just sounds like a Juice WRLD-type beat taken from YouTube.

'Racetrack' is...okay. Sounds like some reject Drake song. Then there's ' Hop In The Ride'. It ... read more

Brand New - The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
100

I've been listening to this album on repeat for the past month or so. This is an amazing album. Everything about it. The lyricism, the compositions, phenomenal.

'Sowing Season', 'Millstone', and 'Jesus' are the perfect songs to open the album. 'Sowing Season' shows the fuzzy shoegaze stuff that appears throughout the album. 'Millstone'...is just a really good song; very hooky (something I love about the album as a whole), it also shows off ... read more

Ben Quad - Ephemera
89

DAYUM BROTHER. This is some good screamo. Sounds like they're Only Chasing Safety; fire.

Falling In Reverse - All My Women
80

Why are people acting like this is the worst song ever? This is just really a fun song. The chorus is dumb catchy, the video is really funny. It’s just a good time.

I know some of ya’ll don’t like Ronnie Radke. I’m perfectly fine with that. There’s a fair things I disagree with him on, but everything about this song is super fun.

MC Virgins - After the Party
100

I need this injected in my veins.

MC Virgins - Ain’t All That
94

This album’s gonna be fucking amazing

MC Virgins - Not Your Role Model
95

They just made the third contender for song of the summer and it’s not even June

The Paradox - Do Me Like That
81

Never heard of this band before. But DAYUM this song's good. Reminds me of Enema Of The State era Blink-182.

Yung Nugget - BIGTIME HOTSHOT CEO
90

Unironically the best Pop Punk song of the 2020s

MC Virgins - HANDS UP!
100

SONG OF THE SUMMER #MCVIRGINSSUMMER

Raccoon Tour - A Reptile Dysfunction
81

JUST RELEASE CAMP COSMIC ALREADY

TX2 - HOSTAGE (they will not erase us)
84

MAJOR improvement from 'Infamous'. Also, the violins in the chorus go so damn hard.

Rare Americans - Brittle Bones Nicky
98

This is fire, idk what ya'll are on

Turnstile - NEVER ENOUGH
90

Album of the year, calling it here.

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