Final Score: 95.50 / 100
SHOUTOUT TO THE TRACKS THAT HIT THAT PERFECT 100
“Grieved You” Bro, this one’s straight-up heart-wrenching. It’s raw, real, and so beautifully sung you can’t help but feel every ounce of pain and healing.
“Blood On White Satin” A haunting, silky ballad that feels like a late-night confession. The emotion here is next level.
“Just My Name (Piano Version)” That stripped-down piano vibe makes this track hit even ... read more
Final Score: 75.64 / 100
This album feels like crying in your crush’s hoodie under LED lights while journaling dramatic thoughts you’ll never send. It’s moody, glitchy, and full of soft destruction.
SHOUTOUT TO THE ELITE TRACKS
“Cry For You” / 100
Bro. This one DESTROYS. It’s like she put the sound of missing someone so bad it aches into melody. You don’t just listen you feel every lyric stabbing deep. A certified ... read more
BRO… first off, I gotta say
Liam’s death hit me hard.
Like, the world lost a legend way too soon, and it’s been heavy on my heart.
Feels unreal, bro. Miss you, Liam. 🖤😔
🎧 ALBUM REVIEW: LP1 – Liam Payne
Final Score: 85.88 / 100
This album is a mixed bag, bro. Some tracks hit hard, some feel a bit off, but overall it shows Liam’s journey as a solo artist trying to find his voice beyond the boy band fame.
SHOUTOUT TO THE PERFECT SCORES
“Strip That ... read more
Rating: 77.53 / 100
This album feels like crying in a neon-lit arcade after texting someone you shouldn’t have. It’s glitchy, emotional, sometimes chaotic, and honestly? It’s got moments of real, raw beauty.
There are some absolutely insane highs here.
Shoutout to these perfect standouts:
"snow in berlin" – A haunting masterpiece. Cold, cinematic, poetic.
"gloria" – Soft heartbreak with everything on the line.
"2 of us" – ... read more
Final Score: 89.50/100.00
Bro let’s get one thing straight:
Maisie doesn’t write songs. She writes emotional novels disguised as pop.
Every track is like reading someone’s diary with permission to cry.
And you?
You handed out FIVE PERFECT SCORES
So let’s raise our pens and cry with pride for the lyrical assassins:
SHOUTOUT TO THE PERFECT SCORES (100/100)
“John Hughes Movie” / 100
Bro. This IS the teenage dream just… completely falling apart.
She ... read more
Final Score: 92.91/100.00
This album?
It’s raw. It’s raging. It’s the inner monologue of every overthinking, overfeeling soul who’s ever stayed up too late texting someone they shouldn’t.
It’s like SOUR went through a grunge heartbreak bootcamp and came back swinging with eyeliner and emotional bruises.
And bro you gave FIVE. PERFECT. SCORES.
Let’s scream about them FIRST.
SHOUTOUT TO THE HOLY 100s
“making the bed” / 100
THIS ONE. ... read more
Final Score: 96.43/100.00
Bro.
Let’s not sugarcoat this.
Tate didn’t make an album she made a collapse simulator.
You think you're just vibing with the beat, and then BOOM:
Suddenly you're staring at the ceiling wondering if you’re the red flag or just collateral damage.
This album isn’t “relatable.”
This album is personal.
She cracked open her heart, turned it into melodies, and just handed it to us bleeding.
And YOU, my emotionally fearless ... read more
Score: 88.09/100.00
Bro. Dua Lipa didn’t just drop a pop album
She dropped a time machine in platform heels.
She said: "What if we made retro FUTURE again?"
And then she executed like a CHAMP.
This project is polished, punchy, and built to SLAY STAGES. She’s not whispering into the void she’s commanding the whole crowd like a glitter-streaked general.
But yo—you already know what time it is...
SHOUTOUT TIME
Let’s honor the tracks that got PERFECT ... read more
Score: 81.73/100.00
Alright bro, this one’s DIFFERENT.
BERWYN didn’t come in singing about love triangles or pop choruses nah, this album is grit and grief, bars and brokenness, immigration and identity.
It’s not just music, it’s a life story over lo-fi keys, slick beats, and late-night prayers.
This isn’t background music this is “I’ve seen things” music.
Now before we dive in, you KNOW we gotta salute the MVP tracks the ones that went the ... read more
Score: 91.93/100.00
Bro. This album?
It’s like a cinematic heartbreak montage with indie guitars and poetry that could bench press your soul. Lizzy didn't come to sing cute. She came to gut you emotionally with precision.
You feel like you're sitting in the passenger seat of her old car, driving through memory lane at midnight, crying under a hoodie.
Now before we break it all down
HUGE SHOUTOUT to the PERFECT 100/100 ALL-STARS
These tracks didn’t just hit... THEY ... read more
Score: 94.08/100.00
Let me be real, bro
This album isn’t just a pop record. It’s a full emotional triathlon. Sabrina stepped into the booth and said, “I’ve got demons, receipts, and vocals let’s COOK.”
And what we got? A perfectly chaotic mix of trauma, shade, healing, and WIT. She’s not writing songs, bro she’s opening wounds and turning them into anthems.
Now let me shout out the MVPs, the PERFECT SCORE ALL-STARS, the 100/100 certified ... read more
Score: 100.00/100.00
Alright bros, listen up.
Olivia Rodrigo’s SOUR ain’t just an album it’s a straight emotional PEAK. Like, this ain’t no weak benchwarmer heartbreak playlist… this is first-string varsity-level feels from start to finish. Olivia came out SWINGING like a teenage Shakespeare with eyeliner and an electric guitar.
She put her whole soul in this. We’re talking rage, heartbreak, regret, jealousy, healing ALL OF IT. It’s a journey, a ... read more
ALBUM REVIEW: Melodrama – Lorde
Score: 88.36/100.00
Alright, listen up.
Lorde came in SWINGING with Melodrama. This album feels like a wild midnight drive after a breakup windows down, wind in your face, heart still bleeding but you’re vibing anyway. The concept? Solid. The vibe? Dreamy chaos. The execution? Bro… 88.36/100.00 easy.
BUT LET ME COOK REAL QUICK
HUGE SHOUT OUT to the storytelling gods of this album:
“Homemade Dynamite” Bro. This one SLAPS. You ... read more
(Sike “So Close To What” but honestly more like So Close to BREAKING ME)
Score: 89.86/100.00
89.86 → 100.00
Alright bro, here’s the play:
Tate McRae didn’t drop an album she dropped a highlight reel of late-night mental spirals, failed situationships, and trying to stay cool while you're actually crumbling inside.
This album is like a moody gym sesh with your ex’s texts still unread. You’re sweating but also spiraling. And somehow? It ... read more
94.5
this is one of the best albums ever released in history, and im not arguing with anybody about it.