SamuraiBird - Spongebob
100

And I'm Freakbob

LiL SMELLi - Spongebob
0

Ew I know those toes are crustier than a pizza crust

ChrisWay2Soft - Spongebob
100

How soft is it? Better not be too soft for a good Freakbob sucking

Max Wassen - Spongebob
100

Hey Max, I really have to ask you a question. Can I suck your toes? They look like they need the juicest sucking under the sea. They glisten like a diamond in a cave. They make me go freakbob all over. Please let me grab your feet and clean them with my tongue and suck them like a Ring Pop. Your feet will have so much slobber on it, it will be dripping off for hours, nothing can beat my freak. I am Evil Spongebob a.k.a. Freakbob, and I am the best. Anyways, I'll be there in 5 hours, get ... read more

blink-182 - Cheshire Cat
80

I think they're just about done with my butt

Linkin Park - Meteora
100

Linkin Park gets into much more electronic territory, and it just makes the music better.
Once again, flawless.

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
90

MatPat's canceled theory channel, at least we know how it would've been through this album.

100

Yummy uuuhhuhuhuhuh boobies uhuhuhuhuhuh

ZZ Top - Degüello
90

ZZ TOP GOES FUNK?!?!?!!?!

Pretty good.

ZZ Top - Tres Hombres
90

A fairly strong album about your typical blues stuff. ZZ Top manages to do a lot better at it too. Billy Gibbons is great. That's almost every ZZ Top album now that you think about it.

Beastie Boys - Licensed to Ill
85

Imagine rap without this.

Dang, it's empty around here.

0

HMMMMMM I WONDER WHY?!?!?!!

0

Ok dude we know you want the Confederacy back, no need to make a racist song about it!

0

For segregationists only?

I guess I'm not listening to this...

Good.

I guess I'll give my opinion on these titles alone:

1: Ew.
2: Who? Oh lemme guess it's those people you call-
3: I wonder why?
4: Definitely not you.
5: Ok we know you like that word! Stop!
6: Well, that's just racist. Yeesh.
7: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
8: No one's giving you shit.
9: I'ma need some aid to save me from this nonsense!
10: Is this the most normal sounding title?
11: Ok ... read more

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