Ed Sheeran - Photograph
80

4th best song named Photograph

Ringo Starr - Photograph
95

3rd best song named Photograph

The Beatles - Please Please Me
70

A fairly consistent and decent debut album, but it gets a little too much of the same. At least it's only about 30 minutes.

The Beatles - Let It Be
80

People think this is a disappointing final album? Oh come on!

(Get Back is a perfect closing to their career with that closing statement)

The Beatles - Abbey Road
95

What do I say... what do I say...

Paul's got nice feet?

The Beatles - The Beatles
100

I can taste this album cover.

It tastes like nothing.

I can taste the music.

It tastes like hot sauce and cold water. It's messy.

And me and everyone else loves it.

Anyways, I'll stop writing this stupid review. This is a masterpiece.

Led Zeppelin - In Through the Out Door
65

The album's a mixed bag.

Some songs are absolute bangers, some could've been ignored and left off the album.

But all of them sound like they were recorded in a bar.

Maybe that's what the album cover truly represents.

Led Zeppelin - Presence
70

That thing on the table is the 2nd best thing about the album, behind Achilles Last Stand.

Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti
90

Pretty fun double album, consistency's out the window though.

90

Ew why are they naked

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
90

Is this their magnum opus?

Idk.

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin III
90

Led Zeppelin Unplugged

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin II
85

Led Zeppelin continue their usual hard and bluesy rock style (while still having the occasional stolen song) on this album, but the improvement can be seen. The riffs are better, the lyrics have improved to a more poetic form on a couple tracks (Thank You and Ramble On, for example), and John Bonham gets to unleash his power on Moby Dick (Don't worry, no whales were harmed).

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin
85

Led Zeppelin lyrics are 1 of 3 things:

1. Loving little girls
2. The girl is cheating
3. The most poetic shit you will ever hear

Oh, and we can't forget the stolen songs! Plenty here!

But they manage to make it better, and that's why we love them.

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