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![さよならポニーテール [Sayonara Ponytail] - 青春ファンタジア](https://cdn2.albumoftheyear.org/200x0/album/86692-.jpg)
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Make-up for Apr. 1st
Asian fishing woman is running her mouth about "Low Fi Dog Boy Music." I silence her swiftly. She is not permitted to speak of such a thing in our townhouse, so long as I am Bread Winning. She tried to protest in broken Taiwanese. I call her a dunce and take the tape pulling her eyelids taught off the tops of her cheeks. She's nothing but marble white Cracker. A true poser. Instead of her listening to her childish buffoonery anthems, I put on intelligent ... read more
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Listened on Jun. 1st, 2026
I really love the concept of this album. The grimy production paired with the sci-fi pulp-esque lyrics creates a really strong identity throughout. Super fun listen.
Listened on May 18th, 2026
Not bad, just kinda boring. Nothing to really write home about other than a touching tribute to Steez.
Listened on May 17th, 2026
I really love the samples he pulls for this album. I typically don't like guitar used/sampled in rap/hip hop, but there's something about this album that makes it work. I think it's the kinda of fun and goofy (but not over the top) energy that flows throughout the production in this album, especially in songs like CHUTNEY, PEPPERS, and VHS (if I remember correctly). Funny bars all around is the cherry on top. I should've listened to this shit ... read more
Make-up for May 13th, 2026
Part 3/3 of the Drake Saga
I mean I don't hate it. I don't think it's great, I don't think it's flawless (especially lyrically) but I don't think it's awful either. Maybe it's because the other two albums brought my expectations to the floor, and now that I'm listening to something that's not awful I think it's better than it is.
Make-up for May 14th, 2026
Part 2/3 of the Drake Saga
Rusty Intro sounds like AI, idrc if it is or not because it's so ass. So boring throughout, didn't even make me laugh. Just feels so shallow and uninspired despite seeming like it's trying to experimental. Hurr not Thurr is a terrible title for a song also. At least the album cover is kinda interesting I guess.
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Note that I kinda inflated album ratings in the past because I was worried I would hurt people's feelings, so take all ratings prior to 2025 with a grain of salt.
I also don't care to codify a hard personal rating explanation because how I feel about numbers changes on the daily. If it's lower than Lofi Scooby-Doo, it sucks. If it's higher, then it's at least worth a little of your time. That's all you get from me.
Note that I kinda inflated album ratings in the past because I was worried I would hurt people's feelings, so take all ratings prior to 2025 with a grain of salt.
I also don't care to codify a hard personal rating explanation because how I feel about numbers changes on the daily. If it's lower than Lofi Scooby-Doo, it sucks. If it's higher, then it's at least worth a little of your time. That's all you get from me.
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