Portishead - Glory Box
100

This song is fantastic on it's own, but in the context of the full album, I think that's where this track fully shines. The rest of the album is a total melancholic beautiful nightmare, and this song at the end just brings a really nice catharsis to all the sad feelings of the rest of the album. ESPECIALLY right after Biscuit, whew, yeah, what a beautiful ending.

Britney Spears - Toxic
100

This is the greatest song ever made. Panties soaked. 🤤

Eminem & Snoop Dogg - From the D 2 the LBC
55

I've given you ENOUGH chances Mr. NEM NEM. I put up with and endorsed you through thick and thin, I support you even when you make your biggest mistakes. I've loved your music since the first time I heard you but THIS IS THE LAST STRAW MR. MATHERS. NFT music video, you have got to be joking. I can no longer face you and your non-fungible drivel. I hereby declare I'm breaking up with you, Marshall. Pack your bags, you're out.

Liz Bordeaux - fantasize
55

Neat song, some good potential here. I'm a real sucker for blast-your-ears-out percussion, so I would've preferred if that was mixed just a bit higher. Kind of swampy sounding in general. If the strings on here were replaced with some actual playing, and the the bass was a bit more pronounced, this'd make for some good turn-based combat music. I don't think this particular track really went anywhere; sort of just had 2 modes, the ordinary strings and keys, then the second mode being the same ... read more

KRS-One - Sound of da Police
80

WOOP! WOOP! ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵃ ᵖᵒˡⁱᶜᵉ
WOOP! WOOP! ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵃ ᵇᵉᵃˢᵗ

Classic hip-hop track. KRS-One in general is overlooked. He's a fantastic lyricist and storyteller, plus, his beat choice is excellent. Give this track a listen. 🎤

Weezer - Enter Sandman
60

The greatest band of all time doing a cover of the only metal song in existence? I just creamed my pants, dawg.

Kevin Abstract - SLUGGER
75

I could beat Kevin Abstract in baseball any day of the week, easily.

Issa banger, it has a beat, it has a verse, well goddamn, we got ourselves a song here. Can't say I have any gripes with the features, but slowthai generally outperformed $not. The beat is very fresh indeed, with some pitched up airhorns for extra flavor. K bye.

Dunkey - More Dunkey More Problems
100

The original song is a 100, and this is twice as good. Dunkey is the black Samuel L. Jackson.

Masked Wolf - Astronaut In The Ocean
30

Friendship ended with Brady. Masked Wolf is now my new Terraria buddy.

sorry :)

Twista - Overnight Celebrity
90

Used to play this track on repeat for a long time. Twista and Kanye is magical.

Men At Work - Down Under
100

Pure bliss. This is peak music.

Kraqqen - Treelines
55

Kraqqen asked me to listen to this on discord, and it's solid I guess. I liked some of the production, but once it hits the hook my ears are assaulted by the bass demons. The vocals were decent, although way too similar to many many other soundcloud rappers. This isn't really my thing, but I could see people enjoying it. 🤷‍♂️ Good job, Kraqman.

Weezer - Africa
70

Weezer moment.

Weezer - Undone – The Sweater Song
100

Probably the best song on Blue.

Tyler, The Creator - Tell Me How (Coca-Cola Commercial)
75

Yo, so I'm dancing to this coca-cola commercial, when this muscular latina lunch-lady walks in and grabs my throat. So while I'm sitting there, brains popping out of my head, she lightly smooches me. She then proceeds to double suplex me off of a balcony into an Olympic sized swimming pool. So there I am, guzzling some chlorinated pool water, when a tugboat the size of my neighborhood starts rolling in on a pair of heelys. Don't ask how this boat put a pair of shoes on, I'm as clueless as you. ... read more

Eminem - Survival
75

Corny lyrics, pretty basic beat... Yep, this is a classic.

Pastor And Mrs. Jim Colerick - Rappin' for Jesus!
NR

A classic to be sure. Some classic lines in here as well.

Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time
80

it's bundled with a song I don't know but this is my account I can do what I want.

UGK - Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)
100

Listened to this for the first time today. Had to listen to it twice in a row to fully grasp it. This thing is Indescribably magical.

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