Dear Diddy,
You truly are the life of the party. I fantasize about you every day. I strive to live in your righteous and perfect ways. You really are an icon in every sense of the word. You cured my chronic masturbation. You gave me massages in places men only dream of π«π
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. You touched my soul. And my privates.
20 years since my armpits grew worms inside of them. Holes everywhere! Had to clean them out with tweezers. But after stuffing the holes with my cock my arm is now pregnant. My arm is filled up with so much cum that my arm exploded. This song brings me back to those days man. πβΊοΈ
My dick is now covered top to bottom with saliva. Only problem is, it's been covered with saliva for months now. It's growing mold! It's also cheese flavored cuz I haven't showered in 3 months now! (And yes my dick grew back in case you were wondering) I tried putting it in the fridge to keep it fresh. But after hearing this I'm feeling much better now.