Jhariah - A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO LUCK & LIABILITY
45

The Acapella versions are kinda lame I don't know why they exist but the live songs were okay, the only one I liked a lot was the split one. The view from halfway down is also an amazing song but it gets a lower rating for having mostly just fine live songs and almost half of the tracklist being acapella versions.

Jhariah - Selfstarter A.E.
90

Great single that I wouldn't know about if Jhariah didn't exist I can't lie

Jhariah - TRUST CEREMONY
85

Most of my opinions have stayed the same on this album for a while. Great vocals and production, fun and catchy songs, and Jhariahs best work to date. Again another project I don't really have much to say about, but the bridge of RE: CONCERNS is probably my favorite part of this entire project.

Favorite songs: RISK, RISK, RISK!, MAYBE LATER DANCE, RE: CONCERNS (best Jhariah song of all time IMO)
Least favorite songs: FIRE4FUN, EAT YOUR FRIENDS, RUSSIAN DOLL

Jhariah - Knives Are Dangerous, Kid, So Cut the Theatrics!
80

Jhariah's best single that didn't end up on one of his albums in my opinion. It's a pretty great song, my main issue is that the bridge is somewhat boring to me.

Jhariah - A Lesson In Dramatics
75

I shouldn't like heavily autotuned Jhariah, but for some reason I do

Jhariah - SPLIT!
70

The vocals really aren't great but it's a pretty cool song otherwise. I don't dislike the vocals extremely much but this song would be an 80 if they were better.

Jhariah - A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO FAKING YOUR DEATH
80

Jesus fucking christ the mixing is finally good. The songs on this are so much better compared to his previous music, this improves in almost every way compared to his earlier two projects, the songs that were remade are so much better than they were on To Mend The Sun, and PRESSURE BOMB 2!!!! Is a nice bonus track which is basically the original with better production and way better mixing. I don't really have much to say about this album, but this is so much better for Jhariah's ... read more

Jhariah - To Mend The Sun
60

I mean it's fine, but half of it was remade on his second EP and the other half is remakes of old songs, but only one of them is better in my opinion, that being the Reverse Piano version, which used to actually be my least favorite remake from this album, but the mixing is so much better (which was a big problem for jhariah on his debut and some of this album) and it has extra runtime which I can't complain about.

Favorite song: Reverse - Piano Version
Least favorite songs: City of ... read more

Jhariah - The Great Tale Of How I Ruined It All
60

Rereviewing Jhariah's discography because I'm an insufferable theater kid and their music has been stuck in my head recently.

It's alright, but as a lot of other people have said it's really held back by the mixing being very subpar and the production not being the best. A lot of the issues with this album come from the impact that I felt was supposed to hit you on some of these songs like Reverse really doesn't come through because of just how bad the mixing is. This ... read more

slayr - 1AM FREESTYLE | THE BOOTH
20

This is so bad what the fuck

slayr - Homerunner
80

Artist of the year so far icl

slayr - Half Blood (BloodLuxe)
95

Actually fuck pitchfork ngl why do they have some of the worst ratings of all time i understand that theres more than one person rating albums at pitchfork but holy fuck do the people there have horrible takes

atleast it's not as bad as maid of honour getting an 80

slayr - Eyesight
100

holy fuck
the fact this guy is 19 and made the (atleast current) best mixtape of 2025 and has possibly the best music videos ive ever seen is actually insane

slayr - Died But Came Back
100

funniest music video of all time i cant lie

slayr - Sloppy Joe
100

He likes him some P5 and Cooking Mama and I can't complain about it cause this is peak

clipping. - Dead Channel Sky
85

Better than Visions Of Bodies Being Burned. Has more replay value to me and the songs are just more interesting.

JPEGMAFIA - EXPERIMENTAL RAP
45

It gets older and older each listen this is more like one song with a bunch of remixes than actually different songs

Drake - MAID OF HONOUR
15

How was this worse than habibti

Drake - HABIBTI
25

This entire album feels like a shitpost

Swans - Soundtracks for the Blind
100

One of, if not the greatest album of all time.

This was... An experience, to say the least. It's such an eerie project, but I think that's what makes it so intriguing. It's filled with such bleak, creepy and dark music and that's what makes it what it is.

I can understand why some people wouldn't like it, but to me, this is a masterpiece, one of the best works of art of all time.

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