Angel Du$t - Cold 2 The Touch
70

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Best Song: Cold 2 The Touch
Worst Song: The Knife
Points: 5

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 2
AVERAGE (+.5): 6
GOOD (+1): 3
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +1 (Bold and very fun)
Replayability: +1 (Short and consistent; replayable)
Features: +0 (None)
Uniqueness: +0 (What haven't I heard?)

**70**

50

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Best Song: MoshPit
Worst Song: Needing Something
Points: 4

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 2
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 4
AVERAGE (+.5): 6
GOOD (+1): 3
AMAZING (+2): 1
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Production: +1 (The production is consistent)
Replayability: +0 (It's longer than it needs to be)
Features: +0 (All really good features but honestly all steal Kodak's part)
Uniqueness: +0 (Trap?)
**50**

ASTN - WHAT A NIGHT GO BE IN LOVE
60

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Best Song: The Makeup Song
Worst Song: Soul, Body & Mind
Points: 6

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 0
AVERAGE (+.5): 2
GOOD (+1): 1
AMAZING (+2): 2
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(EP'S ONLY GO OFF OF THE TRACKLIST POINTS)

**60**

Future - EVOL
70

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Best Song: Low Life
Worst Song: Photo Copied
Points: 6

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 4
AVERAGE (+.5): 4
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 2
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Production: +1 (The production is quality)
Replayability: +1 (Smooth and enjoyable throughout)
Features: +0 (Only one future but it was really good)
Uniqueness: -1 (Recycled DS2)

**70**
(Includes deluxe track; Wicked)

Dream - to whoever wants to hear
0

FANTANO'S NOT GOOD'S REVIEWED #3
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Best Song: Paranoid
Worst Song: Until I End Up Dead
Points: 0

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 1
BAD (-1): 2
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 2
AVERAGE (+.5): 2
GOOD (+1): 0
AMAZING (+2): 0
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(EP'S ONLY GO OFF OF THE TRACKLIST POINTS)

**0**

Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
75

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Best Song: Don't You Worry Baby
Worst Song: Mommanem
Points: 4.5

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 1
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 0
AVERAGE (+.5): 7
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +1 (Quality production)
Replayability: +1 (Very short and enjoyable)
Features: +1 (Good features that add substance without taking too much)
Uniqueness: +0 (Ehh nothing crazy)

**75**

Playboi Carti - Die Lit
85

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Best Song: Choppa Won't Miss
Worst Song: Poke It Out
Points: 7.5

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 2
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 4
AVERAGE (+.5): 7
GOOD (+1): 4
AMAZING (+2): 2
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Production: +1 (Quality production)
Replayability: +0 (Quite long, but has a lot of bangers)
Features: +0 (Good features but often steal the spotlight)
Uniqueness: +0 (Has some unique ideas but honestly nothing crazy)

**85**

Brent Faiyaz - Icon
75

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Best Song: other side.
Worst Song: strangers.
Points: 5.5

Interlude: 1
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 0
AVERAGE (+.5): 7
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +1 (Quality production)
Replayability: +1 (Short and smaller length tracks, and enjoyable)
Features: +0 (None)
Uniqueness: +0 (I mean nothing really different or new?)

**75**

Bad Bunny - DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
90

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Best Song: EoO
Worst Song: KLOuFRENS
Points: 9

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 5
AVERAGE (+.5): 7
GOOD (+1): 4
AMAZING (+2): 2
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Production: +1 (The production is fucking peak)
Replayability: -1 (Just cuz ion know spanish like that, it might not be super accessible to a lot of ppl)
Features: +0 (Forgettable ngl)
Uniqueness: +0 (Didn't feel game changing but salsa is really cool)

**90**

97

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Best Song: Hustle Bones
Worst Song: Fuck That
Points: 90

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 3
AVERAGE (+.5): 3
GOOD (+1): 5
AMAZING (+2): 2
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Production: +1 (Chaotic asf)
Replayability: -2 (It's something you gotta be in the mood for icl)
Features: +0 (None)
Uniqueness: +2 (Very unique, you don't hear shii like this)

**97*

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SAM KIM - Sun and Moon
75

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Best Song: It's You
Worst Song: The Weight
Points: 5.5

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 0
AVERAGE (+.5): 5
GOOD (+1): 3
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +1 (Beautiful throughout)
Replayability: +0 (Short but longer tracks which could take away from the experience)
Features: +0 (Hardly noticed lol)
Uniqueness: +1 (A unique-er style than I've heard)

**75**

ian - Valedictorian
10

FANTANO'S NOT GOOD'S REVIEWED #2
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Best Song: Figure It Out
Worst Song: Judgement
Points: 0

Interlude: 1
HORRIBLE (-2): 1
BAD (-1): 1
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 2
AVERAGE (+.5): 3
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +0 (Forgettable)
Replayability: +0 (Short but idk who would continue to listen to ts over and over)
Features: +0 (Not really much)
Uniqueness: +0 (Typical ug)

**10**

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Drake -  Honestly, Nevermind
35

FANTANO'S NOT GOOD'S REVIEWED #1
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Best Song: Jimmy Cooks
Worst Song: Liability
Points: 1.5

Interlude: 1
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 2
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 4
AVERAGE (+.5): 5
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 1
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Production: +1 (The production isn't actually bad though)
Replayability: -1 (Maybe at a club or party or something but idk man)
Features: +1 (21 Savage appears on one song, and (jimmy) cooooks)
Uniqueness: +1 (I mean, especially for him ... read more

Between the Buried and Me - Colors
75

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Best Song: White Walls
Worst Song: Informal Gluttony
Points: 4.5

Interlude: 1
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 0
AVERAGE (+.5): 5
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +1 (Versatile, and aggressive)
Replayability: +0 (As an album it's replyable, but individually, its all connected so it's a bit awkward)
Features: +0 (None)
Uniqueness: +2 (Haven't head much like it)

**75**

2slimey - High Anxiety
40

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Best Song: Pop alot
Worst Song: oMg
Points: 3

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 1
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 3
AVERAGE (+.5): 7
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +0 (What the fuck?)
Replayability: -1 (Hell nah tf?)
Features: +0 (None)
Uniqueness: +2 (I'll give it this much)

**40**

Will Wood & The Tapeworms - SELF-iSH
60

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Best Song: Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
Worst Song: Self-
Points: 50

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 0
AVERAGE (+.5): 6
GOOD (+1): 2
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +1 (Words cannot describe this chaotic roller coaster of sounds)
Replayability: -1 (Short and simple)
Features: +0 (Didn't really add much)
Uniqueness: +1 (You don't hear much like this nowadays)

**60**

EsDeeKid - Rebel
55

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Best Song: Rottweiler
Worst Song: 5am
Points: 3.5

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 3
AVERAGE (+.5): 4
GOOD (+1): 3
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +0 (Pretty repetitive throughout, but not bad by any means)
Replayability: +1 (Short and simple)
Features: +0 (Didn't really add much)
Uniqueness: +1 (His whole voice and flow is unique)

**55**

Mandy, Indiana - URGH
70

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Best Song: Cursive
Worst Song: Sevastopol
Points: 6

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 1
AVERAGE (+.5): 5
GOOD (+1): 4
AMAZING (+2): 0
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Production: +0 (Ear Bleeding production that went hard, but equally hurtfully abrasive on different tracks)
Replayability: -1 (Couldn't see many coming back to this as an album experience, individual songs is another story)
Features: +0 (Minimal)
Uniqueness: +2 (Haven't heard much ... read more

Mach-Hommy - Pray For Haiti
80

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Best Song: Folie Á Deux
Worst Song: Pen Rale
Points: 8

Interlude: 0
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 2
AVERAGE (+.5): 8
GOOD (+1): 3
AMAZING (+2): 1
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Production: +1 (Quality production)
Replayability: -2 (Not many would be able to truly enjoy this masterpiece)
Features: +0 (Good features throughout, although outshine Mach-Hommy occasionally)
Uniqueness: +1 (Abstract and different; unique for sure)

**80**

J. Cole - The Fall-Off
95

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Best Song: The Fall Off Is Inevitable
Worst Song: Only You
Points: 11.5

Interlude: 1
HORRIBLE (-2): 0
BAD (-1): 0
BELOW AVERAGE (-.5): 4
AVERAGE (+.5): 13
GOOD (+1): 5
AMAZING (+2): 1
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Production: +1 (Quality production)
Replayability: -2 (Most songs are very long and full of lyrical substance, meaning unless you're in the right mood, you probably won't want to listen to this front to back many times)
Features: +0 (Good features but was ... read more

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