Olivia Rodrigo - the cure
86

This has no business being a single with its frankly mundane first verse and slow build but good god if that second half doesn’t make it all worth it

Charli xcx - Rock Music
10

This genuinely can’t be a serious lead single right-

Zara Larsson - Midnight Sun: Girls Trip
65

I think it has its merits but most of the higher energy tracks fall victim to the endless remix struggle of trying so hard to differentiate from the original song that it loses what even made the original good (midnight sun, crush, and blue moon especially)

Best: Saturns return, eurosummer, puss puss, girls girl
Worst: midnight sun, crush, blue moon, the ambition

Halsey - The Great Impersonator (Deluxe)
91

She did it again holy shit (dlx rating only)

Best: Afraid of the dark, Alice of the upper class, lessons
Worst: hahahahahahhahdhahhahshhahshs

Slayyyter - BROKE BITCH FREE$TYLE
80

Fantastic production and this should've replaced I'm actually kind of famous on WGIA but it just isn't long enough to really stick with me

ADÉLA - KGB
85

After Katseye's messes that they call singles it's nice to be reminded at least someone on that show was talented

Olivia Rodrigo - drop dead
90

She went to the Taylor Swift/Katy Perry school of radio pop

Seriously though I really like this sound for her and this is a ridiculously catchy single

Slayyyter - WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
100

BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR

BEST: BEAT UP CHANELS, CANNIBALISM!, ST LOSER, YES GODDD, WHAT IS IT LIKE, TO BE LIKED?, BRITTANY MURPHY, GAS STATION, DANCE...
SKIPS: lmao

Noah Kahan - Porch Light
92

I keep seeing people praising the lyrics and nothing else but are you guys hearing this?? The vocals especially are exactly what the songs demands and it all just works SO beautifully.

BTS - ARIRANG
50

The beats are pretty good across the board but the lyrics and mixing reallyyyy let them down here.

Best: Body to body, into the sun
Worst: hooligan, 2.0

RAYE - Click Clack Symphony.
100

This is like actually life changing

Harry Styles - Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.
46

This is really who we've picked as our main pop boy.

Best (only songs I remember): Aperture, Pop
Skips: Everything else

BLACKPINK - DEADLINE
28

Genuinely never had a more visceral negative reaction to a song than the chorus of champion

Obligatory fuck dr luke

Best: JUMP
Skips: Champion, fxxxboy, me and my

BLACKPINK - JUMP
76

I can’t quite put my finger on it but something about this chorus makes my brain really happy idk. Otherwise unremarkable song id bump in the club.

100

This chorus catchy as hell

Slayyyter - OLD TECHNOLOGY
95

Gimme a proper bridge and it’s a 10 but still a fucking banger

Slayyyter - DANCE...
95

The intro is a bit long but the synth in the chorus kills me so thank god for the edit i guess

84

I think the second half leans a little further into just straight up noise than I typically love but the highlights here are unbelievable.

Best: Starfucker, Miss Belladonna, Dramatic, Rhinestone heart, Out Of Time

Skips: Erotic Electronic, Plastic

Slayyyter - BEAT UP CHANEL$
100

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT HER EARLIER THIS IS SO CUNT

Create an account to rate and review albums.
Recent Review Comments
On rbbaddie's review of Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
"@pablohoneyyy ....thats what I said?? I said taken in a vacuum Taylor did too much but SIAK was clearly not the only factor here this is not that hard"
On rbbaddie's review of Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
"@rbbaddie and that's absolutely fair enough but I fear it is also a littleee bit middle school to automatically give it a zero when there's actually a solid, genuinely funny song underneath, however I guess Taylor did it first so fair play so can you lmao"
On rbbaddie's review of Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
"@rbbaddie I think its fairlyyy clear in the song itself that she took more issue with the "boring barbie" comments and cozying up with Matty Healy more than SIAK. I would agree she went too hard if SIAK was the only reason for the song but theres defo more to the story."
On rbbaddie's review of Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
"I truly do not get why Taylor shouldn't fight back simply because she's more popular where did this mindset come from and why are you guys treating Charli like a literal baby"
On Imagine Dragons - Eyes Closed
"...I literally said it's a banger? I was just commenting on everyone complaining that it sounds similar to their previous stuff/not giving it a fair chance lmao"
Advertisement

April Playlist