ZAH1DE - Uff Yaa
33

As if there isn't enough shitty German rap in the sea already...

Codd Dubz - Finesse The World
46

Came to this EP wanting to listen to something bad. Then I remembered I don't hate Codd Dubz, even though I'm literally the only person who doesn't. Some parts are very boring, like how GATZ is pretty generic and anticlimactic, but come on, this is still not horrible overall. Gucci Dub and GATZ are quite disappointing though, but the first two tracks are good.

Jax - Like My Father
25

Not only does Jax have bad songs, but bad concepts for songs too.

Jax - zombieland
23

It's not the worst on the album, but whoever the guy is does a much better job on the vocals here. It's still really corny though.

Jax - Victoria's Secret
8

What the hell is this dude? Jax must really be trying her hardest to suck as hard as possible

Jax - Dear Joe,
19

This album is what Taylor Swift sounds like to non-Swifties, but somehow even worse. I have heard basically nothing worse than this, but I do have to say, I feel like this person doesn't have a horrible voice. If she became a Christian and started making Christian music I can guarantee that SiriusXM will blast her trashy music on The Message 24/7, but yeah, when your lyrics are just about how much you hate your ex, your album is bound to not be good. I do have to say though, holiday ... read more

Neutrino - Restart
72

I have zero clue what this is but it's pretty fun. The melody is nice and the drums, although kinda boring, do a decent job at carrying the beat along, and the sound design is also good. Just overall a nice track.

Feed. - Don't FUCK with Us.
NR

I'm assuming this is satire, but this is really funny if it is and really sad if it isn't
If you want to listen, here you go: https://soundcloud.com/feedbandofficial/sets/dont-fuck-with-us

--astral-- - Crystal Gazer
69

Song that exists type song. I don‘t love it, I don’t hate it. It’s just there.

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
NR

Edit: 95->100
She thump my tub till I Chumbawamba
I deleted my earlier review cause retrospectively this is probably one of the most cheerful, whimsical, happy, upbeat, and just overall super fun and danceable songs that I've ever listened to. I could definitely use some of this energy in my life. Too bad I'm stuck being miserable 🙂

--astral-- - Stay Gone EP
70

I guess it's finally time to address this EP. It's been forever since it dropped and I'm somehow still the first. I can see why though, 3 of the songs here are literally the same track, and another one is just an edit of a different song. Some parts are kinda cool, like the last two tracks especially, but this EP is kinda pointless, so I'm just gonna give it a 70 and call it a day.

---Individual ratings---

Stay Gone (No Hidden Track) - 83/100 - I'll just give it what ... read more

We Butter the Bread With Butter - Der Tag an dem die Welt unterging
100

We Butter the Bread With Butter is back with an album that definitely has a lot of parallels to Das Monster aus dem Schrank, but also infused with slightly more variety in songs and just overall polish. This album is definitely showing no signs of WBTBWB slowing down, as they still manage to kick and scream through an impressive 42 minutes, not even missing once.

---Individual ratings---

Der Anfang vom Ende - 85/100 - It is kinda just an intro, but it does a good job for what it is, setting ... read more

Cybershock - point of no return
NR

You know the drill, please vote genres and stuff, thanks for checking out my music

Electric Callboy - Bury Me in Vegas
89

This album is basically everything that Eskimo Callboy stands for and is honestly executed really well, but these lyrics are actual shit. I'm trying my hardest to ignore the lyrics but if they were something not related to sex literally all of the time, it would be a lot more tolerable of an album.

Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan - Interim Report, March 1979
76

It's been literally like 6 months since I started this review, but I'm here to finish it I guess. This is a pretty promising debut from WRNTDP that's like a lot of what he's made after, but

—-Individual ratings—-

Gateway to the North - 81/100 - The synths and basses on this one are really nice especially. Good way to kick off the album.
Aerial Views by Helicopter - 76/100 - A nice and serene track, but a little too on the boring side to be anything higher than ... read more

Mihal Lunar - Below the Waves
88

Not my favorite from the album but a banger with cool guitars, vocal effects, percussion, and the rest.

spawn. - S N I F
68

I'm finally getting around to listening to this, and this is a really weird song. I have no idea what to make of it other than the kick is kinda cool. The cover art is also beautiful. The snare is a little out of place though.

Blümchen - Herzfrequenz
95

This album is so much fun to listen to in every way possible. Probably the most blissful and happy album I've heard in a while, with really good production, lots of hard beats, and just interesting design overall.

SPALEXMA - I Like My Suitcase
NR

This is not what I thought it would be lol. The lyrics, although AI generated, are kinda funny.

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