Bebe Rexha - Hysteria
91

OFFICERS!! SHE’S BREAKING OUT!!

underscores - U
86

Wow! my first underscores album ❀️

I will defini Be checking them out in future releases- this was definitely a refresher in the current mainstream sound, combining electropop and edm to create what is currently my #1 album of the year (soon to be decrowned in a week)!

There are definitely low points, as i found Bodyfeeling to be too contrasting / boring compared to much of the more upbeat and fast pace tracks like Hollywood Forever- but there are many high points too, such as Do it, ... read more

HotTub - Maximum RAM
45

I’M A GAY RUCKING ROBOT πŸ€–πŸ€–πŸ€–
instrumental’s okay i guess but the vocals / mixing are shit

Ariana Grande - eternal sunshine deluxe: brighter days ahead
90

SO GOOD. FILM GAGGED. NECKS? STEPPED ON. PUSSY? POPPED.

Melanie Martinez - POSSESSION
80

only hated because it’s felonie noconsentez

phonon - Polyriddim
0

genuinely horrible

Drake - Which One
65

sounds like he took 8 weed stashes during rapping

KATSEYE - Internet Girl
32

this is genuinely so white-girl “haha im soooo crazy” coded i felt my asian heritage being siphoned out of me

edit 17 -> 32
it’s growing…

Jeff Buckley - Grace
97

The people who hate on this want to be different so bad or just don’t listen to rock and it shows 😴

Meghan Trainor - Gifts For Me
60

wow she’s. she really. oh she downgraded…. πŸ˜…

Radiohead - OK Computer
95

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

radiohead’s ok computer is one if the most influential albums of it’s decade, a best seller and still reaching well over 4.5 million daily streams as of November 2025.

releasing in 1997, it was met with doubt and disapproval from it’s label, capitol- there wasn’t any definite “hits” on the album, but this would be proven wrong once it was released.

each track from radiohead represents an emotion, or ... read more

Meghan Trainor - Still Don’t Care
67

hate to rate this a 67 but it is a 67 πŸ₯Ή hope this is a low point of the new album theres so much she could do with this concept

ROSALÍA - LUX
100

this doesn’t need a rating to show you how good it is

YoungBoy Never Broke Again - MASA
27

maybe beebadosalami CAN sing..

Dua Lipa - Radical Optimism
67

khia asylum you go

STOMACH BOOK - FUKOUNA GIRL
90

white girl depression but make it hornifully good to listen to

eli charts: #1 / #15 noise pop + emo
eli listen freq: once a week

better than: dareisay. the entireity of sparkledog radio
worse than: break a neck

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On yonn's review of Joji - Piss In The Wind
"@Croonbel it’s not a hate train it’s valid criticism for joji. and that’s YOUR opinion, so write your own review instead. and calling it an “interlude album” is CORRECT because again. He needs to work on production, and making his songs longer (optional even) because it’s hurting the album. remember- it’s not only your opinion that matters, it’s everyone’s on aoty 😭 no one in the popular replies is even hating, you’ve got constructive criticism and hate mixed up"
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On yonn's review of Joji - Piss In The Wind
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