Radiohead - The King of Limbs
90

Not rewriting my defense of this either

"Its too experimental🥺💔" wah wah wah keep crying and just say you don't get it ✌️🥀
Favourite: Give Up The Ghost
Least Favorite: Separator

Radiohead - Pablo Honey
90

If you don't like this album cuz someone else told you to then is sucks to be you cuz Pablo Honey is an incredible album and you're just missing out. If some other band made this you'd be glazing the fuck out of it and maybe then I wouldn't like it so much.

David Bowie - Station to Station
95

Geeked up listening to Station to Station on its 50th anniversary

Keep your TVC15 eye on me, babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your THIN WHITE DUKE close to mine, love
GEEKED OUT in a STATION TO STARTION, oh yeah!

Average David Bowie song:

Barry saw a little duckling that when quack
He put his foot on it and stomped until he heard a crack
He picked it up and went inside to eat it for a snack
But Barry's mummy saw him and said, "no Barry, put it back!"

Barry did a ... read more

The Microphones - Mount Eerie
87

One of the best and darkest portrayals of death in music

This is the second album by The Microphones that I have listened to but technically the first since I kinda skimmed through it late last year. This year though I've begun to fall in love with Phil Elverum's music a little more and learned to appreciate it better.

Mount Eerie starts how The Glow Pt 2 left off, an ominous foghorn going off, which is actually one of my favorite soundbites in music ever i think. Then the song ... read more

100

I'm not reviewing this album again so heres an actual song from the album

Oh death
Death
Death
Death
Death is bad
Don't do death
Unless you're like me
I like death

I've realized that people die and its awful
People die everyday
You're probs gonna die too
See that tree?
Yeah thats not got long left
Its in for the chop
You'll be in for the chop too one day

Ooh ooh your life is also predetermined
Nothing you do matters and you fucking suck donkey dick
So why not ... read more

5

Good lord.

So yeah this album was about as awful as I expected it to be. This is her Vultures by Kanye West, her GNX, her the entire discography of Harry Styles.

Now this albums middle half honestly isnt that bad, it isnt good or anything but it tried a little bit. Crush, lifetimes, and all the love, whilst derivative, are kinda catchy and eh i don't mind them, they're still mid as fuck songs but they were inoffensive.

The rest of the album was fucking dog aids. Boring, derivative, ... read more

Green Day - American Idiot
65

Its perfectly decent but very overrated pop punk

people tend to glaze Green Day despite them only having one album that's good (this one). Its servicable enough though so I get why people enjoy it, its very accessible. There are a few good tracks on here but also some I just don't like or care for.

Even though I really don't like Green Day, and I'm not really interested in coming back to this album, its still a good album.

6.5/10.

Favorite song: Boulevard Of Broken ... read more

85

IM IN YOUR AREAAA

Y-you listen to Death Grips...? <<<\\\\>>>

Yeah...I like angry industrial rap songs about killing people and evil 😈

W-wow baka...thats so...thats so cool...you're so edgy and alt🥺🖤⛓️⛓️‍💥

Alt? Heh please 🙄 I'm something more of...an alpha🐺

*moans* Ugh alpha-chan😩 *blushes*😳 I mean uh- r-r-reallly...? Ha...thats cute...I MEAN ITS NOT CUTE SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP! ITS NOT LIKE IM INTO YOU OR ANYTHING- *blushes ... read more

The Beatles - Abbey Road
90

Definitely one of if not the most influential rock albums of all time, but the best? Fuck no. Not even top 10. It is completely ridiculous to me how someone could think that tbh, i just assume this is the only rock album they've ever heard. this is only the start of good rock and pop music. This is also the most mainstream, well known rock album maybe, the easiest one to like but equally easy not to.

I feel very comfortable and happy to give this album a 9/10 because despite my difficult ... read more

Tame Impala - Currents
93

Writing my review like chatGPT cuz im bored

This album isn't just a concept album, its a journey. It takes the listener through this psychedelic, dreamlike journey across beautiful and thickly produced soundscapes that are enough to make even the tightest of booty cracks tickle. Its one that isnt an easy fit first time round, but those are the best albums some time.

When an album is made it needs 3 things to pass the greatness test (the ligma scale) - good vocals, good songwriting, and ... read more

Michael Jackson - Off the Wall
NR

The disco bible🪩

This album is just pure infectious fun from start to finish. Which is what disco is all about. It's dancefloor energy is unmatched to most other albums and I'd argue the most accessible album in Michael Jackson's discography. Since this was made in 1979, this album feels like a loving tribute to the disco/funk music of the 70's, and is one of the most influential albums for the dance/disco genre if not maybe the most.

We start with Don't Stop Til ... read more

RAYE - THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE.
0

(This review may contain opinions)

I decided to relisten to this album again to secure my opinion on it and yeah its still shit. My review was the top review of the album, and it was mostly comments whining at me for having a difference in opinion to them. I find it kind of insane that RAYE is all of a sudden getting so much glaze, and all I have to ask is are we listening to the same artist? Cuz I only knew RAYE through that awful song that trended on TikTok "where is my ... read more

NOAHFINNCE - GROWING UP ON THE INTERNET
65

The bad stuff is few and far between though. This is a decent debut album, i just hope he improves from here. For what its worth this is one of the best modern pop punk albums and one of the better ones. Noah actually has a distinct sound and style and makes the genre his own, it doesn't feel derivative or uninspired, and only at times feels a bit too unsubtle and not good. I Know Better is still fucking amazing though i love that song.

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