I hate Bruno Mars

I've always found Bruno Mars to be extremely overrated and annoying, and his fans even moreso. His fans are so fucking pretentious about him and act as if he's the next Michael Jackson. Just because someone has a good voice doesn't equal good music. People glaze this man so much over literally nothing. Bruno Mars just makes the same boring "ooh let me love you girl🥰" slop over and over and its fucking cringe. Its so funny to see even his fans ... read more

One of the most excruciatingly boring albums I've ever listened to. Her voice was just not pleasant to listen to, every single song just sounded exactly the same and last way too long going absolutely nowhere, and it waa an extremely dull listening experience

I see tha red light🔴🚨NEE NAW NEE NAW🚨

TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TURN ON ... read more

Cheers mate, nans bumming the family turtle👍

Go read my Are We There Yet review its better than this one.

READ THIS FIRST THOUGH BUT I PROMISE I ALSO DO SERIOUS REVIEWS

RICHARD DICK JAMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEX TWIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That album cover is hot 🥵🔥 i wish someone would look at me like that😔someone like you?🥺

no matter ill find someone like yooouuu oh i wish nothing but yhe best for youuu too dont forget me i egg i ... read more

The art of the personal favorite❤️‍🔥

I saw a Tiktok the other day where a man basically said that some of his favorite albums arent albums that are objectively the best, or perfect, or even popular, sometimes they're album that you just have history with.

This is one of those albums for me. Are We There Yet by James Marriott to me is an imperfect masterpiece and one of my favorite albums of all time and today I wanted to talk about it and give it its flowers. Its one of the ... read more

32 years since the passing of Kurt Cobain

I decided to listen to my CD of Nirvana's MTV Unplugged performance today for the first time in a while since my initial listen, and I forgot how amazing this album actually is.

It's a very engaging live album that makes you feel like youre part of the audience with its inclusions of the band's interactions with them. I love how they've managed to make usually heavy and loud rock songs sound just as amazing ... read more

Resurfacing my primal hatred and disgust for Melanie Martinez

I wanted to get this review out the way since zi recently reviewed her last album.

Melanie Martinez is top no.1 artist played across all lolicon conventions and makes music for the worst person that WE (yes we) know. She is also very popular and loved in your local retail store. I have never had a good experience with a Melanie stan and I actually think she's one of the only artists I can say that about. All of her fans suck ... read more

GIVE LIFE BACK TO MUSIC🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

If you want a soundtrack for your journey across space, I recommend Random Access Memories by Daft Punk. Its an album that feels exactly like an outerspace disco party and you're dancing with a bunch of aliens from different planets. It's the last studio album of Daft Punk and in my opinion as of now their finest and best.

I will say that this album does start off on the weaker end of things. The Game Of Love, Within, and ... read more

Dangerous romanticism❤️💙

This album swung me fully into The Cure and made me fall in love with their music more. I'd previously heard Pornography and Disintegration and those are still my two favorites, but this amazing record goes right into third place for me. This is an album I didn't expect to love nearly as much as I did.

The album starts with a 10/10 opener, Open, its a very relatable song. I do like The Cure's romantic songs (that is like their main thing), but i ... read more

Still AOTY so far

This album is packed with an eclectic mixture of instrumentals and a very well working blend of Hindu classical, hip hop, and pop. When I initially heard it I rated it a 9, unfortunately my rating has gone down very slightly on second listen but nonetheless I still think this album is amazing.

Id say my issues lie with the runtime, i feel like only a couple songs should have been cut off from the album and some songs go for a tad longer than they should. The last half was ... read more

Can i say my shiiiit🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I was gonna review this but i don't want to. Its an amazing album and one of my favorites from this year. I will relisten eventually...but hey...

Oh sometimes i don't wanna revieeeeewww....sometimes i just want to...be me😛😍💕✨

I am beautiful
In every single way
Your words dont bring me down
Dont you bring me down todaaayyy

I try to write reviews but they all end up feeling the same or seeming like it was written by ... read more

A surprisingly great album

I'd never heard of hemlocke springs before and no wonder since this is her debut album, and wow what a great start. This album's filled with really lush sounding weirdcore production and Hemlocke's vocals are very unique in a very good way, she gives off major Jack Stauber energy with her expressive voice.

Once again this album is very weird and also really fun. I love Be The Girl, its an amazing outro to the album and the best on the entire record. ... read more

Masterpiece

I want to talk about what is in my opinion one of the saddest, most raw records ive ever listened to.

Since first listen ive never been able to let this album go. Ive only ever wanted it to be the highest score possible despite not every song being a 10/10 exactly. But fuck that, if tje song is perfect within the context of the album its a 10/10. So id like to officially welcome Pink Moon by Nick Drake into the 10's club, its entry is long overdue and even more ... read more

Relistened to this and yeah still beautiful. Anyone that hates on this album just hasnt found inner peace with themselves yet and I hope one day they do🙏 (i say this as someone who is very easily and often disregulated😁)

Sade is the mother of soul and r&b and WE love her. Another album i love that i can liken this to is Floating Into The Night by Julee Cruise. One of the prettiest voices ive heard aswell. She ate and left no crumbd. Such a lovely laid back album and id like it on CD ... read more

Midwest Sloppress. Some good songs but pretty shit production maybe she was right about men not making good art cuz the men she was working on with this album sure didnt.

This is so overrated purely out of lack of good modern queer representation in pop so people just accept all the mediocre popular stuff instead of actually looking any further. Chappel Roan is not a good artist at all by any means but neither is she really the bad or evil celebrity people make her out to be, she's just ... read more

WHEN WE GO OUUUUTTTTTTT😜✌️
I LOOOOVE YOUUUUU BETTY BOO🥹💕
LIKE A STRAWBS🥺🍓 (oh don't be alone no)
Like a strawbs🥰🍓❤️ (ooh dont be alone ooh)
Would you like a strawbs🥺🍓 (no no be alone no)

AND IIIIIIIII
BEGIN TO BREEEEATH TO BREEEEATHE
YOU CAN FEEL BOOOOORRRRN AGAIIIN
LIKE A STRAWBS🥹🍓

AAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH😫
I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOU BETTY BOO😘💋💕
LIKE A STRAWBS🍓
like a strawbs🥰💕
I FEEL BOOOOORN AGAIN (no dont be alone dont)

Like a ... read more

cornball music

I destroyed my Igor vinyl, i dont regret it

So yeah one of my first vinyls was actually Igor by Tyler The Creator. I got it for my birthday cuz I used to think that Tyler was a good artist. I first discovered Tyler's music back in 2024 when I was trying to move away from Eminem and branch out my taste in rap music. I started with Kendrick Lamar and went through a phase of absolutely loving him, I also listened to Kanye West too and still love his old music to this day, MBDTF is still one ... read more

I was not expecting this to be as phenomenal as it was. I'm just shocked these were the same guys that made that bum ass AI generated dogshit album in 2024???? Like did they just get completely brain swapped or something?

This is a phenomenal pop album, i thought only one song was gonna be a 10 but no actually multiple songs were extremely highly rated with only two being still great 8/10 songs. I just loved it honestly I was really suprised by it. Albums like this are why I love pop.

I ... read more

I sat down and pressed play on this album, i gave the album a listen. As the album progressed I was giving individual songs a listen and conjured up my thoughts and feelings on those songs. It was certainly an album I was hearing and thinking about. After the album had finished I thought about my opinion on the album and then I formed it. I now have an opinion on this album. I thought that it was music, and there were songs and all of them which i had just listened to. This is certainly one of ... read more