i am literally a fucking cat and i think this album is not worthy for even dogs to suffer to. it does our name a giant disservice.

w4t d4 d0g d01n'? h3 l00k k1nd4 fr35h d0 ᨐᵉᵒʷ

h3ll0 f3ll0w c4ts! h0w 4r3 u b0th d01ng th15 f1n3 d4y t0d4y! c4n 1 j01n th4 c00l k1d5? චᆽච

wh0 1s th1s 'j3su5' p3rs0n, d03s h3 h4v3 d4 fishies? (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

henlo m15t3r w0lf, u s33m l1k3 4 n1c3 h00m4n! why u l00k s4d th0? /ᐠᵕ̩̩̥ ‸ᵕ̩̩̥ ᐟ\

4 f3w d4y5 4g0, m1 h00m4n c4m3 h0m3 fr0m 5ch001, 4nd h3 s33m3d w34lly s4d. m1 n0 l1k3 s331ng h00m4n l1k3 th15, s0 m3 cuddl3 n3xt t0 h1m 4nd sl3pt w1th h1m th4t n1ght. m1 h0p3 h3's d0ing b3tt3r.

m1 n0 l1k3 b4n4n4, 1t l00k w31rd 4nd sc4r3y. h00m4n l1k3 1t, th0. /ᐠ_ ꞈ _ᐟ\

u5u4lly, m1 n0 l1k3 d0g3, but h3r3, d0g3 b l00k1n c00l!（Φ ω Φ）

m1 baaa4aaa444aa44ack!!!111!!!11!!!! (₌♥ᆽ♥₌)

0h, m1 r34lly l1k3 b1rb, but n0t 4s much 4s f1$h13$. (=^-ω-^=)

sshhh, pl$ n0 t3ll hooman mi was h3r3. h3 @t s0m3 m@g1cal p1@c3 c4ll3d th3 "$up3rm4rk3t". m1 n0t kn0w w4t th4t b, but m3 kn0w th4t b wh3r3 hoom4n g3t f1$h31s! ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎

m1 l0v3 th3 c010r r3d!1! mi al$0 l0b3 l3 c0l0r blu3, y3110w, gr33n, purp13, or4ng3 & even p1nk. m1 l0v3 4LL C0L0r5!!1(=♡ ᆺ ♡=)

1 l0v3 sl33p1ng und3r m1 hoomans blankets. s0 w4rm 4nd c0zy, wh1l3 h00m4n gibe mi cuddl35 1n hiz sl33p. (=^-ω-^=)

c4n m3 hab3 s0m3 of y0ur fi$h3s, m1$t3r Gizz4rd? (๑චᆽච๑)

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o, mi sorr3, g0t sc4r3d by doge. mi n0 l1k3 doge, c4us3 d0g3 lok angy. ฅ(=ʘⰙʘ=)

mmmmmm, m3 d0 l0v3 1t wh3n hooman gibe me fi$h f0r dinnes ( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)