Can

Mr. Holger Czukay might take a bit of offense to the title of this record, but hey, who quit? Me? No! Not me at all! Somebody else entirely! Doesn't matter. This album really isn't very good. Most of the songs are discoey and kind of jokey-ish with silly circus keyboards and fuzzed-out guitars playing silly "can-can" music, apparently as a pun on the band's name. It does have two great tunes - the typically Canlatin "All Gates Open" and an awesome piano piece called "Sodom." The rest of it sounds like the soundtrack to a hilarious comedy porn movie, perhaps a wacky James Bond parody featuring Mr. Ron Jeremy, the "Clown Prince" of XXX Cinema. Perhpas it has a filarious film title, such as Dr. Blow or Live And Let Diane Sawyer Lick Your Balls!

Ooh! Or Her Majesty's Secret Cervix! Or The World Is Not A Muff!

Or Octopussy!!!!!

Really?

How the hell did they get away with that?