Megan Thee Stallion - Cobra
70

THIS PUSSY DEPRESSED ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

this sample is good, performance is good outside a few lines that could of been delievered a bit better, and to summarize the song

she’s essentially venting all the feelings she’s bottled up onto a rock beat, from her parents passing, tory lanez shooting her, and being cheated on.

only complaint is the production, which feels kinda shallow despite being a rock song, and having all the elements of a powerful song, with the ... read more

Epic Rap Battles of History - Genghis Khan vs the Easter Bunny
40

this battle is not their finest outside the beat, but let's not act like easter bunny's first verse isn't amazing

it's just so fun and goofy, and I love it, especially with bars like, "How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'!"

Epic Rap Battles of History - John Lennon vs Bill O'reilly
60

This beat is good, but the performances and lyrics haven't really aged the best, although this bar kinda go crazy

Stop your presses, Lennon, you call me Mister Bill O'Reilly
When it comes to squashing limeys, I come recommended highly

presses, Lennon
Lemon Press

squashing limeys
Squashing Limes

Epic Rap Battles of History - Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
85

beats goes crazy, they flowing, production is nice, and it's funny af

michael bay easily has the funniest and best verse, that fucking electric guitar is insane, and these bars are even wilder

hitchcock got a close 2nd because his flow is top 10 in the series minimum, along with the production being great

Epic Rap Battles of History - Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky
75

Tony Hawk goes crazy and is funny af, this beat and production goes wild, disses are also great, like the x-games bar for example

The biggest problem imo, is the accent for Wayne Gretzky is lowkey annoying, he's got bars, but I'd rather read them then listen to them.

Baby Keem & Kendrick Lamar - family ties
100

"I'm not a trending topic, I'm a prophet
I answer to Metatron and Gabriel"

THIS SONG IS FUCKING HARD AS FUCK I ALMOST THREW OUT MY NECK JAMMING TO THIS SHIT

Teejayx6 - Black Air Force Activity 1
NR

I just a crackhead tryna fuck a racoon

Lil Yachty & J. Cole - The Secret Recipe
50

unpopular opinion but this song is kinda boring outside the instrumental and yachty’s furry adlib in the first 3 seconds

but the instrumental even gets boring after a while, partly due to it just looping with no transitions

their lyrics are great, and technically proficient, but I’d much rather read this song, then listen to it.

NR

this album name actually goes crazy hard

Epic Rap Battles of History - Henry Ford vs. Karl Marx
85

ERB is getting back in their bag with this one. This Diet Griselda ass beat is fucking incredible, and they’re flowing. These bars also crazy, “Get off your soap box, take the soap with you” had me rolling.

I’d probably say Henry Ford won, because he was going off, flowing, and funny, but maybe i’m biased because this is like the 20th battle we’ve seen were EpicLLoyd is an old bearded man, with a deep accent.

(also how did they fit in a hasan reference with ... read more

Peter Gabriel - i/o
NR

holy shit it’s breaking bad

SZA - SOS
100

This sounds like the album art in the best way. She is really in her bag on the 2nd half with these simple but beautiful songs, like Nobody Gets Me, Special, Far, Open Arms, etc.

This is not to discredit the rest of the album, as she still goes crazy when she goes for a banger like Used, with Don Toliver, and Low, or when she goes experimental with songs like Ghost in the Machine, with Phoebe Bridgers.

Conceited is probably the weirdest track here, because I think it sounds like a modern day ... read more

Dreamville - Ma Boy
85

this song really grew on me, jid's flowing really sold me on this song.

Slump AK - Syrup
100

"We don't do crazy shit like shoot up schools
Like my homie, Adon"

somehow they made this line work

Pusha T - The Story Of Adidon
90

"You are hiding a child" being so blunt is the funniest thing, and then Noah Shebib gets hit with one of the hardest strays in rap

Little Mix - Get Weird
NR

fun fact: there's among us right below the M, in "Little Mix"

Gabriels - Angels & Queens
NR

WE GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE CHURCH WITH THIS ONE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Quadeca - I Didn't Mean to Haunt You
100

this album is great but I value my mental health

Jacksepticeye - All the Way (I Believe In Steve)
70

It’s a bit dated and slightly corny, but suprisingly still goes dummy hard in 2023.

If you described the concept of making a dubstep-rock song where the vocals are entirely from youtube gameplays. It doesn’t sound like a recipe for success.

But despite this, The Gregory Brothers somehow made it work, and between the live instrumentation, and the slightly dated effects on Jacksepticeye’s vocals. It just works. Plus the chorus goes absolutely crazy.

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