no jacob your boyfriends cumshot on your forehead does not count as corpse paint.
when radiohead fans finally get laid they scream "GOOD GOLLY GOSH" and piss themselves before anything even started
everytime i get an unwanted boner i imagine a girl who listens to lana del ray
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