I could have listened to Sing About Me I'm Dying Of Thirst instead of this.
The Strokes’ greatest contribution to music is putting the silence before the songs instead of after. Their worst contribution is Car Seat Headrest. Excellent work, gentlemen.
Oh, David Bowie,
I know you know he.
Did so much ‘caine
He thought he was a train.
-Shel Silverstein
Somebody please tell Julian Casablancas that songs can have more than two chords in them and that there are multiple ways to strum a guitar.