Haken - in a fever dream
90

Ross got harsh vocal coaching from Einar lol

JPEGMAFIA - babygirl
82

First 808 hit like crack

Ions - IONS
92

I’m mildly annoyed at how unpopular/overlooked/underrated this band is. Both of their albums are absolutely incredible. They totally have that “it” factor that I feel most prog metal bands lack.

I really hope they find a new vocalist and make some new music!

Favorites: The Moon, What You Hear Is All There Is
Least favorite: In Your Heart

Plini - Manala
90

WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR GOAT STILL HAS IT

I’ve been very bored by the recent era of Plini (like, Mirage and post-Mirage Plini). I thought he’d lost his touch that made the Trilogy, Handmade Cities, Sunhead, and a select few songs off of Impulse Voices such captivating listens. It’s sounding like he’s back. I’m very excited for the album.

The Contortionist - Our Bones
75

When I’m in a never dropping music competition and my opponent is The Contortionist

Favorites: Follow, Early Grave
Least favorite: 1979

The Contortionist - Clairvoyant
82

Really high highs, slightly held back by a high amount of filler/songs that feel empty

Favorites: Clairvoyant, Return to Earth
Least favorite: Reimagined

Isaiah Rashad - SAME SH!T
48

“ChatGPT, generate me a trap song”

Jacob Collier - Close To You
70

Would be an 85 if it weren’t for that fuck ass instrumental section

Kanye West - BULLY
71

Severely held back by the last 5 tracks and White Lines, but still good all-around.
This album is a huge surprise to me. I’ve felt pretty sure for a while now that Kanye would never again put out an album that I’d rate a 50 or higher.

Favorites: ALL THE LOVE, KING, WHATEVER WORKS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS

Loathe - Gifted Every Strength
99

DEH DEH DEH DEH
DUHN DUHN DUHN DUHHHN DUHN
DUHN DUHN DUHHHN DUHN
DUHN DUHN DUHHHN DUHN
DEH DEH DEH DEH

slayr - Half Blood (BloodLuxe)
76

Rating is for both the main tracks (including Love Blur) and deluxe

Favorites: Eyesight, Wipe Yo Nose
Least favorites: 24/7, Phone Interlude

Muse - Be With You
30

Same band that wrote Space Dementia btw

Baby Keem - Ca$ino
79

UPDATE: 75 -> 79

There are some real stinkers on here, but it’s getting better with every listen. Very earworm-y.

Title track is easily a top 2 Baby Keem track.

Favorites: Ca$ino, Circus Circus Freestyle

Least favorites: Good Flirts, Sex Appeal, Dramatic Girl

bbno$ - why am i like this
65

He got deported from Israel

Baby Keem - The Melodic Blue (Deluxe)
66

range brothers could’ve been a 10/10 song but Keem had to drop it down to a solid 6/10 by saying “I need a girlfrieeeeeeeend”

(Rating is for both the main album and the deluxe tracks)

Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH (afterparty)
76

Rating is for both the main album and the deluxe

Gorillaz - The Mountain
72

Fun and dreamy

Radiohead - OK Computer
71

Good, but nothing special.

Favorite: Exit Music (For A Film)

A$AP Rocky - Don't Be Dumb
72

Favorite: HELICOPTER
Least favorite: STFU

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