Madonna - Madonna
70

As I understand it Madonna is like lady Gaga for old people

Silver Jews - American Water
80

A more weenish form of velvet underground

TOSHIO MATSUURA GROUP - LOVEPLAYDANCE
75

I saw at least 25 cool bugs while listening to LOVEPLAYDANCE by Toshio Matsuura Group.

The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band - Part One
70

starts off incredibly strong and then you get to track 4

Big Thief - Capacity
85

Engineered in a lab to play on the highway at 1 AM

Sublime - Sublime
80

blacked out around Santeria and came to in vans and a hawaiian shirt

John Michel - Egotrip
80

so consistently good that it gets boring.

Tricky - Maxinquaye
70

almost a generational banger except they added six extra songs at the end

Model/Actriz - Pirouette
80

ohhhh I wasn't convinced until Doves and then something clicked and I relistened to the whole album. It bangs so hard

Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
80

hey. kenDICK LAMEr FUCKworth how about that. I'm just kidding I love this guy

No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
75

Some all time bangers and some songs I forgot before they were over.

Shakey Graves - Can't Wake Up
85

accidentally listened to this whole album 3 times back to back friday.

Hiatus Kaiyote - Love Heart Cheat Code
80

a 72 for the longest cat in the world. no whimsy on this godforsaken site

Janelle Monáe - Heroes
50

I've written and deleted twenty something reviews that all amount to nothing because I can't convey my disappointment with words.

JAY-Z - The Blueprint
70

good I guess. He sounds so manufactured and artificial. like the music equivalent of the suburbs

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