Full of corny edge lord lyrics that any middle school kid would think is the coolest shit and really deep. The songs still bang and is a solid all around metal album.

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Don't need to repeat what everyone has already said about this whatever album, but Sugar is a guilty pleasure for me so I'll give it that.

Now THIS is real music. Fuck every other attempt at trying to make music, no one does it like Ronnie!!!!

Absolute rollercoaster of where the hell the album takes you along a short but very long feeling 26 minutes (a good thing). I thought I heard everything this album had to offer until I got jumpscared by a ska piece and that made me realize just how silly the album was meant to truly be. Can't wait for 90,000 more gecs to show up.

An understandably hard to get into genre, but when you do this should probably be the first album you listen to. The album itself has a kind of rough start even with money machine (that song is hella make or break) but once you get to stupid horse the album really picks up and is enjoyable the rest of the way through, even with the joke song gecgecgec.

A surprising treat for sure. Like most people, I've heard the track "All Of This" before because it was in Guitar Hero 1 and I decided 'why not check out the album it's from?' That single definitely misrepresents what the rest of the album entails but at least it's still pretty good. If you're a fan of Radiohead but not depressed enough to listen to them, definitely check this out.

Highly underrated honestly, would argue some of the hits could rival or are better than some on Sports and Fore.

Sinatra died: 1998
When J "Schlatt" committed those horrible atrocities that he will never be allowed to escape from: 1999

These don't really have a correlation but he can't hide from his past.

Ruined my Thanksgiving

"You like Huey Lewis & The News?"

The one critic that bothered to review this album: "They're ok."

Don't listen to that guy btw this is gas

*Insert American Psycho joke literally every other reviewer put.* This shit slaps tho

It's honestly not bad and I think the new vocalist did a good job filling Chester's shoes, but it just feels like something is missing idk. It sounds like I'm just listening to discount BMTH or something, this doesn't really sound like what you'd expect Linkin Park to sound like even outside of the new vocalist. This gives me a good excuse to go relisten to Meteora tho.

Really good first half but the second half starts to feel like a drag until you occasionally get interrupted by some bangers.

Weak first half (minus Sick, Sick, Sick) but the rest is pretty dang good

The album where DLR says fuck.

Mmmm yes, time for another fresh installment of Yap Halen, moving on to what could probably be considered their most underrated album (for the DLR era anyways). You have to wait approximately 0 seconds to start hearing Eddie play some ridiculously cool shit on the absolute banger opener of "Mean Street". This notion of "nothin' but cool shit" continues throughout basically the entire rest of the album, providing only the tastiest of licks ... read more

On to another review in the series I now dub "Yap Halen", we're met with the third studio album of the band which was surprisingly not called "Van Halen III" when judging by their last two albums. This album is a bit of a step down from "Van Halen II" in terms of overall quality and iconic songs, but it still contains an incredibly creative sound with very delectable riffs, a common theme in Van Halen albums. This does lead me to return back to the elephant ... read more

What's in your cup?

Disenchanted is a good song fuck you

Here we go with the next Van Halen album, aptly titled: Van Halen II (very original). Before relistening to this album, I remembered it being a really solid album but couldn't quite remember exactly why I thought that way since I hardly remembered any of the songs. Upon finishing the album again, I realized the exact same thing again: all of the songs are really solid, but only a couple really stand out like "Somebody Get Me a Doctor" and their iconic hit of "Dance the Night ... read more

While I wasn't wrong by much with my original score, I was still wrong.

80 > 89